Hello fellow Americans. My name is Fred, and I'm running for President

[listenup]

I am forming my committees and chairmanships and blah blah, buh blah.
What would you put on my platform? I will carry it forward for you!

Vote for Fred!

What do you want to add to the platform?

[Duncan Grant]

1. If you could arrange it so that children wouldn't go to bed hungry...

it would mean the world to me!

Of course, any little bit that you could do for the redistribution of wealth idea would also be greatly appreciated!

Go Fred! :yourock:

[listenup]

2. If Fred is elected there will never be another

hungry child, adolescent or adult in this country. Period. That's at the top of the list.

[Duncan Grant]

3. Hurray! Vote for Fred!

I knew :yourock:

[listenup]

4. Fred also believes

that instead of spending enough money to go to the moon and back for "defense"

We should invest 10% of all tax revenue in the inner cities. Starting small businesses, creating huge "enterprise zones."

Fred believes in the small businessman and the power to create!

[listenup]

5. Fred challenges all

those that make $200k or more to give $20k to a program that helps homeless families.

[listenup]

6. No Child or other Person will ever go hungry

if Fred is elected. Divert one percent of the defense budget for homelessness and shelter, and it is no longer a problem.

[Duncan Grant]

7. Gee Fred,

the campaign is dying on the vine! :cry:

One more kick for Fred! :kick:

[listenup]

8. Fred sees the media manipulation in this

Fred has a message, but they won't let it get out!

Set my people free!!!!!!!!

[Duncan Grant]

9. Dang, now I won't be able to flame your competitors over in GD.

Think of all the fun we'll miss! :cry:

[MoonGod]

12. I think it's because Fred refers to himself in the 3rd person.

Nobody wants to vote for a candidate with mental illness.

[listenup]

10. Okay, Fred's biggest message

LOVE IS THE ANSWER
YOU GOTTA LET IT SHOW!

Every other problem will be taken care of.

[listenup]

11. 40 hour work week

with overtime and
PAID family leave time.

Fred will make it happen!

[listenup]

13. Fred's Economic Plan

Take the top 1% of income producing schmuckwads. and non-politely ask them to pay their workers 90% of their earnings for the year. They will still be wealthy bastards, and the workers will have an incentive to produce.

[Kamika]

14. Give one million dollars to every american

cmon its better then spending it on iraq