POLL: What is the grossest thing you would do to ensure a Kerry victory?

[sysoprock]

Let's hear it!

EDIT: Would you let someone take a dump on your chest?

[GiovanniC]

1. I'd Kiss Ann Coulter

But no tongue.

[Lefty48197]

2. well yeah but...

WHERE?

[GiovanniC]

7. Above the Waist

No telling what I'd find down below.

[GiovanniC]

8. I Would NOT... I Repeat, Would NOT... Kiss Ann Coulter in the Pie

Unless it meant that the whole administration was going to the Hague.

[ogradda]

6. i'd even tongue her

but i'd need about 10 valium first:puke:

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. I might fuck her in the ass

Something tells me I wouldn't be the first one.

[ogradda]

14. hehehehe

ok you beat me if i took that much valium i'd drop dead :)

[ChoralScholar]

23. thats a good way to lose a wee-wee :) EOM

[sphincter]

20. EEEEEWWWWWWWW !!!

[GiovanniC]

22. Hey, This Election Is Important

But NO pie-kissing.

[dolo amber]

3. Vote for him

[Paul Lazzaro]

4. Nothing nearly as gross as

you letting a person take a dump on your chest!

Now that was fucking gross!

[American Tragedy]

10. Oh come on

This is for a guaranteed Kerry victory. Surely you'd be willing to temporarily sacrifice your dignity and self-respect, even risk bacterial infection, for the sake of your country?

[sysoprock]

11. Hahah!

Man, I wish that hadn't gotten deleted, that thread would have been hilarious.

[Arkana]

5. I'd kiss Michelle Malkin

I'd sacrifice myself for Senator Kerry...I just hope he'd remember me. Oh, no tongue, either. :evilgrin:

[Lefty48197]

15. You're sick!

[Arkana]

18. AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Don't DO that! :)

[nine23]

9. I'd actually...

...pay fawning attention to, and try to have an intelligent conversation with, THE BUSH TWINS. It would almost kill me, but I'd be willing. (I'm a healthy, hetro male....)

I'd have to have a long hot shower afterwards, tho...

[Lefty48197]

16. Yeah I'd make that sacrifice too

Hell, I'd even shower with them.

[BlueJazz]

13. I'd make love to all the Women in the current...

...Sports illustrated Swimsuit issue.

What??...Hey..I'm sacrificing here...

[derbstyron]

17. sleep with shannon doherty

Sure, she's attractive and everything and she is a republican but the woman's NUTS.
P.S. I'm using "sleep" in the Connotative sense of course.

[lessthanjake]

19. Hmmmm

I would let someone take a dump on my chest. Actually to be honest they could do it in my mouth. Whats the worst that could happen? I would probably throw up multiple times and have a very bad taste in my mouth for a day or two. But bush wouldnt be president and that is way more important.

[underpants]

21. Roll in a pile of jewelry

you have NO idea how disturbing even being around it is to me

[LTR]

24. I'd have wild monkey sex with both of the Bush twins at the same time

Really.

:evilgrin:

[GingerSnaps]

25. Hell No!

Did you say for a Kerry victory? I would have to be pretty out of my head to do that and if i did i would need to be admitted into the hospital immediately afterwords :puke:

[RPM]

26. Name it...

Just about anything to get rid of Asshole Bush