Who fears who worse?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Poll question: Who fears who worse?

It is the sentiments of the secret intelligentsia (i.e. those that are intelligent but keep it a secret) that somebody fears somebody..so...WHO FEARS WHO (bad grammar usage deliberate so as to NOT OUT the secret intelligentsia.)

[disgruntella]

1. those are some damn good choices

I couldn't decide so I'll add my own:

HALL FEARS OATES
CAPTAIN FEARS TENILLE
GEORGE FEARS GRACIE

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. Nothingshocksmeanymore

fears being shocked

Jitterbug fears Perfume

William fears the Pitts

and Kef is askeered of the dark

[ForrestGump]

2. Tough decision

But I had to go with Tweedledum fears Tweedledee.

Or maybe it's the other way around. I can't decide. I fear them both.

[Booberdawg]

4. Wetwang fears Dildo

:scared:

[Deja Q]

9. Well, if we're going to do the x-rated routine

Fornicating man fears chick he impregnated. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

10. Wetwang fears Dildo with good reason....

Obsolescence. :o

Someone built a better mousetrap....or some kinda trap, anyway... :D

[Lady Freedom]

5. Turner fears Hooch

"THIS IS NOT YOUR ROOM!"

[PittPoliSci]

17. i agree!

n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

6. Also ...

I think it's nearly certain that Ed fears Edd and Eddie.

The Powerpuff Girls all get along, but that's because they haven't hit puberty and met any Puffy Boys.

Spiderman -- a.k.a. Peter Parker -- has a generalized anxiety disorder which probably also has led to certain "manly" problems with Mary Jane. Buspar has been helping, but there'll be no web-slinging until his dose is adjusted properly.

I also understand that a bad case of unresolved homosexual panic broke up the Justice League of America.

--bkl
That's DOCTOR bkl to you, Bunky!

[rock]

7. I don't follow you at all

the only thing I could make out was bush*sucks

[ForrestGump]

11. That's good. You shouldn't follow people.

Freaks them out. And you might find yourself in jail for stalking....

[Brucey]

8. Stumpy fears

Ren.

[catzies]

18. It's STIMPY

You eeeediot.

[ThoughtCriminal]

12. Larry fears Curly

nm

[Kat45]

19. And they both fear Moe

[Susang]

13. Crosby fears Stills, Nash AND Young

He's just a little paranoid, that one. :evilgrin:

[MercutioATC]

14. Bert fears Ernie

.

[disgruntella]

15. oh man, here i am

laughing like an idiot in a room by myself again :crazy:

[newyawker99]

37. Congrats disgruntella!! 600 posts

:toast:

[SOteric]

16. No Way! - Ernie fears Bert, - Bert is Evil!

http://www.spacecat.com/bert/bert.htm

[ForrestGump]

20. But doesn't Bridget Love Bernie?

I love the "Bert is Evil" Web site, dude! :D

[SOteric]

22. In weird and borderline illegal ways.

I thought you knew. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

23. Shhhhh....

Keep that up and I might be picked up by the Fuzz.



And that really smarts. *ow*

[SOteric]

25. So true, dude. So true.

There's some places you just don't need a little, stubbly friction burns.

[ForrestGump]

26. Oh, I know...

And that's all I have to say about that. :D

Because I'd probably get arrested (yep, carted off by the Fuzz, or at least by a Private Dick) if I finished that thought.... :o

[SOteric]

27. I'd like to thank you, then...

For NOT waxing eloquent.

[ForrestGump]

28. Who has time to wax?

I'm too busy waning. Or something like that.







Waxing my elephant? :D

[SOteric]

30. I think you left a "g" out of one of those words...

Which could it be....?

[ForrestGump]

31. "Bugsy"?

:P

Nyeh-nyeh...

:P

[SOteric]

32. Eh...

You're all wet.

[ForrestGump]

33. How did you know?

*headswivel*

Is there a camera in here?

*gulp*

[SOteric]

34. You're getting so much wetter....

[ForrestGump]

35. I'd like to be, under the sea

in a...scallop's....garden.

I like that kind of wet. :D

[sasquatch]

21. Michigan fears Ohio State

:scared: that's the way we want to keep it.

[Cheswick2.0]

24. Benny fears the Jets

I think

[Maddy McCall]

29. Laverne fears Shirley...she's a ticking time bomb waiting to explode!

Funny damned poll. You online, NSMA?

[Spirochete]

36. Yin fears yang

on odd-numbered days. the reverse is true on even-numbered days.

or was that the other way around?...