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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:21 PM
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You should hear my neighborhood right now: moans, farts
A happening place.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:24 PM
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1. That's MY neighborhood.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:28 PM
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4. another lost soul in E Austin
I'll give you my sympathy if you give me your bus fare
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:30 PM
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6. East Austin?
My best friend and her husband live there, right off the 38 1/2 St. exit!

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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:35 PM
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7. not the most beautiful place.
by that garishly Gawd awful Fiesta, yeah.

yeah.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:40 PM
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8. well they live in kind of a cute older neighborhood
with tiny houses on hilly streets. There's a guy about two blocks away who writes his own little newsletter and puts it in this newspaper holder thingie that was apparently stolen or something in his front yard. It's about how the world is going to end. How he thinks it will and he modifies his theories each week. My friend reads his newsletters.

They walk their two giant dogs each night and know all their neighbors and end up over at someone's house drinking beer and kicking back. Maybe smoking a cigar.

Then they head back and he plays his guitar in their living room wearing only his shorts. They leave the front door open.

You gotta love a place like that. They could WALK to the tattoo parlor.

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rot0r_head Donating Member (335 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:24 PM
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2. In my St. Louis neighborhood there is shock and disbelief
And this displaced Northerner is collecting threatening stares for unhinged jubilation. :)
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:25 PM
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3. I think my dog just farted
yep, she sure did.
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nothingSOXmeanymore Donating Member (38 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:29 PM
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5. I think I just farted
yep, I sure did.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:45 PM
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10. Are you?
NSMA?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 01:09 AM
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14. Yeah I did it for my boston buddies
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:40 PM
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9. My neighbourhood is dead quiet
Cause I'm in the middle of the woods
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Paul Lazzaro Donating Member (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 11:53 PM
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11. that place where bears not only fart but
shit also? Sounds hardcore to me, I'll bet they don't even bother to say, "excuse me, deer"... :D
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 12:10 AM
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12. me too
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LizW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 12:13 AM
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13. I used to have a cat that farted
Sneaky, silent ones that would burn the hairs out of your nose.

It was intentional, too. She would do it when company was over.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 01:10 AM
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15. What's Bush doing giving a speech this late at night? n/t
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 01:14 AM
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16. Glad I can't smell your neighborhood!
:silly:
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