Best story from scouts or guides (inspired by another thread)

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Iève always said the Boyscouts were the roughest crowd I ever ran with...and I meant it. So any good boyscout stories from back in the day....tell em here.

Once, I remember we all built snowcaves, my group built ours close to the road so we could throw snowballs at cars and run and hide in the cave. That night..reall late. we went over to where the pansy as keener scouts were, and pissed all over the entrance to their cave. The next day, some venture (14 year -old scout) hucked a snowball and hit one of us in the face...so all five of us ten year old kicked his ass. Seriously I canèt believe what a group of badasses we were. Anyway, your story......

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1. we made cigars

out of pine straw and toilet paper.
kaff kaff hack

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2. yikes

Were they tightly rolled

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3. not too

and neither were we.
;-)
The funny thing is we actually got our scoutmaster to try one.

[JohnyCanuck]

4. It was at a scout camp at the tender age of 11

That I first remember hearing the word that starts with c and refers to the intimate parts of the female anatomy. At the time I had no idea what it meant, but the older scouts seemed to be using this term pretty loosely as an all-purpose word to depict stupidity or ineptitude on the part of an aquaintance. e.g. "You don't build a fire like that you stupid c***. You have to pile the wood like this." or "Joe is such a c***. Did you hear what he said to me yesterday?" etc. etc.

Anyhow, I figured that it would be a useful new word to add to my vocabulary. A month or so after the camp was over I was in the car with my Mom and my younger sisters when one of my sisters and I got into an argument over something or the other. At any rate at some point as the argument progressed I informed my sister that she was a "stupid c***." My Mom almost drove into the ditch in shock and then pulled over the car as she slammed on the brakes and proceeded to give me the lecture of a lifetime and inform me what would happen if she ever heard me use that word again.

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5. hahha

That is such a thing that a kid would do to.