HELP!!!!!!!!!No takers when I asked politely so now I am going to whine!!!

[efhmc]

I need killer ideas for signs to take to Austin on Monday for yet another rove,delay inspired special session on re-redistricting. Unique signs get noticed by the media so I need a killer and you folk are definitly the ones to help me out. How about it? (in my most whiney voice) Pleeeeeese.

[shirlden]

1. I'm brain dead right now, but here's a kick

:kick: n/t

[efhmc]

4. That's kind of where I am right now. I am so tired of all this but we

won't give up. I just needs a little brain lubrication. Do you think red wine might work?

[Cheswick2.0]

2. how about

Save the day
"Delay" Delay

[efhmc]

5. That's good. Thanks for the help.

[inthecorneroverhere]

3. sign ideas

If it Works,
Don't Fix It

..

Delay Delay

[efhmc]

6. I really, really hate so many of the administration. They are all about

power for their lovely little clique and nothing for the people. Thanks for the help.

[SOteric]

7. Sketch a representative drawing of

the state of Texas with a big 'slice' taken out. Then caption it:

How high can you carve your pie?

[efhmc]

8. That's a good one. I might have to let someone else do the drawing.

Kansas would be easier to draw but they don't have Tom Delay.

[KC21304]

9. Kind of long for a sign, but

Playing us for fools.

Changing the rules.

[efhmc]

11. No, that's good but they could care less if they "play us for fools".

After all remember the lousiest human even to sit in the oval office was the gov. here where he and his evil cohorts practiced on us Texans before playing all Americans for fools. Rules are NOTHING to them.

[Dover]

10. Another GOP Special Secession!

Show a map cut up into pieces and Delay holding a pair of scissors.
The tag line could be simply "Don't Mess With Texas".
You could even have several people holding pieces of Texas districts and a couple of people dressed as Delay and Perry and/or Dewhurst wielding a pair of scissors. In fact a big group "sign" might make a big impact. (think halftime at the football games).

GOPer's Get Out Of Texas! Go Home To Houston!!!

[efhmc]

12. Wait, I don't want them in Houston either. Since they like oil so much

can't they just go to Iraq. Thanks for the ideas. I don't have any one else going with me right now so I'm sort of it.

[xfundy]

13. A general slogan I'd like to see the Demos adopt:

Restore Democracy. Vote Democratic.

[efhmc]

19. That's a classic. Thank you.

[wryter2000]

14. Free the Texas

Free the Texas N, where N = the number of dems on the lam.

Okay, it was lame, but it gave you a kick.

[efhmc]

20. Unfortunately because of 1 traitor, they are all back and it is repuke

business as usual.

[wryter2000]

15. Oooh-oooh

Hotel room - $X (insert a dollar amount)
Phone calls home to loved ones - $X
Saving democracy - priceless

Or think of other items for the first two lines.

[wryter2000]

16. Also,

Can you work in Fair and Balanced into a sign?

[efhmc]

21. How about the "fines" the judges ( all repukes) are deciding whether or

not are LEGAL. What the hay???

[Capn Sunshine]

17. I'm feeling more an more inspired

(akaI'm drinking tequila on this fading summer afternoon to counter my sunburn.)

Maybe check back around 8 pm Pacific time.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehah!

[efhmc]

22. I was out. What happened?

Did the muse visit you? Please, no intimate details.

[BritishHuman]

18. How about

"They'll take away my democratic rights when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

Across the top: WANTED
Then a picture of DeLay
Then under that "for GRAND THEFT TEXAS"

"Texas: Where even our assholes are bigger!"
(although that one might be taken the wrong way)

[efhmc]

23. Think I'll skip that last part but I like the rest. Thank you.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Don't let the GOP MESS WITH TEXAS!

[efhmc]

25. Well that one might be too late but we could add anymore than the

totally horrible amount that they already have.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. Another one

Real Americans Reject Tyranny.

[efhmc]

27. Probably change the Americans to Texans but that one is GOOD!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. Glad to be of service!

:hi:

Real TEXANS Reject Tyranny! I like the sound of that!