Speeding

[Andy_Stephenson]

> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
>
> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
>
> Older Woman: Oh, I see.
>
> Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
> Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
>
> Officer: Don't have one?
>
> Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
>
> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
>
> Older Woman: I can't do that.
>
> Officer: Why not?
>
> Older Woman: I stole this car.
> Officer: Stole it?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
>
> Officer: You what?
>
> Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
>want to see.
>
> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
>calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
>officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
>
> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
>woman
>steps out of her vehicle.
>
> Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
>and
>murdered the owner.
>
> Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
>
> Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
>
> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>
> Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is
>quite stunned.
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
>license.
>
> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
>hands
>it to the officer.
>
> The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
>
> Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
>have
>a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
>owner.
>
> Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
>
> If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you
>know.
>
> I just did!
>