I just accidentally sent porn to my girlfriend's mom. Ask me anything.

[short bus president]

:o

[SOteric]

1. How did you manage this as an 'accident?'

[short bus president]

6. er...

my finger slipped?

I did not know her Mom was on the messenger at the time. Face has not been this red in YEARS. Oy.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. oh

OH. hahahaha

[SOteric]

18. Duuude.

[short bus president]

23. THANK YOU!!!

Make it a triple. Bottle. Three bottles. Sweet friggin' jeebus on a pointy unlubed stick! I'm such an ass.

[Lizz612]

2. How? And who were you tring to send it too? nt

[cherryperry]

3. okay

Why are you subconsciously attracted to your girlfriend's mom?

[short bus president]

10. Er, um...

:P

Like to keep it all in the family? I AM a Southerner, ya know...

[Deja Q]

4. Was it gay porn, lesbian porn, hetero porn, bestiality porn, or

necrophilia porn?

There's also a type of porn involving scatology, but I'd rather not go there...

[short bus president]

15. It was hetero porn

but FAR from yer average whitebread hetero porn. Dear Gawd what these women must think of me at this point. Dear, dear gawd...

O8)

[oustemnow]

21. it wasn't bukkake, was it?

dear god, tell me it wasn't bukkake!

or at least not www.knottyclown.com

(Note: not for the faint of heart)

[Deja Q]

22. Bloody 'ell, you're SERIOUS?!?!?!?

Holy bleep! That'll make for an interesting discussion around the dinner table...

[short bus president]

24. yus, my heart would be beating again by now

if it had been a joke.

[okieinpain]

44. what if she likes it, and rubs your feet under the table

.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. oh my god

You could always say you got infected with a virus that sends porn to people in your address book?

[short bus president]

9. actually,

I was on the phone with her as I posted this thread - it seems to be more of a joke than a big deal, which is a relief. And have I mentioned, Oy?!?

[LoZoccolo]

8. How did you know she got it instead of your girlfriend?

Did she like, call you about it?

[short bus president]

12. no, I got the reply

that told me who she was. My face reddened. Oy.

[dolo amber]

11. Cripes!

What a moran...you must be mortified! :D

[short bus president]

13. mortified, and in need of

either a shot of tequila or a firm slap in the face.

Maybe both. At the same time.

Oy.

[kanrok]

14. Say

Is she a MILF?

[Ohio Dem]

16. What are you going to do when she comes on to you?

What if she misinterprets this whole thing and it turns her on?

[short bus president]

17. same thing I do when any women come on to me

turn beet red, stammer some, and puke like Stan Marsh. ;-)

[Ohio Dem]

19. LOL

That's really the only good reply you could have made.

[khashka]

40. Do You , uh,

get many dates that way?

I need to know. I might need to alter my technique. :)

[short bus president]

41. no, hardly any at all

but when it works, it gets ya the REAL winners. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

20. Are you trying to seduce Mrs Robinson?

[Mandate My Ass]

25. I find you so f***ing irresistable right now

Even moreso than usual if that's possible. Teee heee. :evilgrin:

I can just picture them with their hands on their hips and expressions of mock indignation in response to your sexually irrepressible nature.

[short bus president]

26. yeah, well...

you didn't see the pic I sent.

Jeezuz - you guys REALLY need to think twice before inviting me to be around decent human beings ever again. I'm showing my true colors here. Beet friggin' red.

But you can PM me for a private show anytime, hon. ;-)

:P

[ForrestGump]

29. Are you talking to me?

Oh. I see. :-)

[Zech Marquis]

27. I hope it wasn't any homemade porn my friend

otherwise ma and pa will be greeting you with the old shotgun in the morning :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

28. no, but

she has since examined the pic and tells me she thinks it looks like her. I have impeccable taste in porn, you see. ;-)

[Buns_of_Fire]

30. So, uh... Whatcha gonna do for an encore?

Dare we ask? ;-)

[JVS]

31. Did she dig it?

[ProudGerman]

32. I can't really comment

I, ummmm, would have to see just how hardcore this piece was before passing judgement. Wouldn't want to fly off the handle and start assuming things. So yeah, in the interest of fairness and objectivity, I'm gonna have to see this piece of porn.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

33. Okay... calm down now... this might not be a "bad thing"

there are no shotgun-toting father/husband types at the door yet?

Good.


What's the link... PM perferred please.

[RoeBear]

34. Quick...

...blame your little brother!

[short bus president]

35. pesky porn gnomes!

Insidious MS plot?

I know! Clinton's penis did it!

;-)

[ForrestGump]

37. Nobody ever sends ME porn by accident....

:-(

[ForrestGump]

36. Was this it? AVERT your eyes!

[dolo amber]

38. AAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

The BURNING!! :( :cry:

You owe me a new set of eyeballs, Mr. Gump...*shudder*

[khashka]

39. It looks like HER??

Her the mama or her the girlfriend?

I guess we'll have to wait and see if you get invited to dinner at her house or not. And whether Mama or Daughter does the inviting. You might really be in trouble boy - what happens if you end up with two girlfriends because of this? Oh the shame, oh the horror!

P.S. Mr. Gump, I hope you realize you are going straight to hell for posting that. But until you do, you have to go stand in the corner.

[ForrestGump]

43. Sounds like fun :-)

Yep, I'll go stand in the corner over here. Right over here. This is where I'll be, if anyone wants to send me porn....

Right over here....

In the corner...

[ForrestGump]

42. Your eyeballs look just fine to me

While I'm here, want me to check your tonsils?