CAPTION the hithchikers guide to qWagmires

[underpants]

[Richardo]

1. "These aren't the WMDs you're looking for....move along...

...Tim."

[Braden]

2. see my thumb tim?

Gee you're dumb.

[Cheswick2.0]

5. "I use Leading lady #2 for my base....good stuff. I don't go .......

anywhere without my liver colored lip gloss either."

[cosmicdot]

3. how is Halliburton's stock doing?

sneer ... mumble mumble ... sneer ... mumble mumble

[trof]

4. "We don't know"

"I don't (know)."
" Well, some of those questions are unknowable at present, Tim." (uh...I'd say the QUESTIONS are knowable, it's the ANSWERS you don't have.-trof)
"I don’t know."
"We didn't know."
"Well, that might have been, but I don’t know what his basis was for making that judgment."(The administration’s top budget official estimated that the cost of a war with Iraq could be in the range of $50 billion to $60 billion.:eyes:)
"We don't know..."
"I have no idea. ..... I don’t know any of the details of the contract because I deliberately stayed away from any information on that, but Halliburton is a fine company."

"MR. RUSSERT: Reconstituted nuclear weapons. You misspoke.
VICE PRES. CHENEY: Yeah. I did misspeak."

MR. RUSSERT: Now, Ambassador Joe Wilson, a year before that, was sent over by the CIA because you raised the question about uranium from Africa. He says he came back from Niger and said that, in fact, he could not find any documentation that, in fact, Niger had sent uranium to Iraq or engaged in that activity and reported it back to the proper channels. Were you briefed on his findings in February, March of 2002?
"No. I don’t know Joe Wilson. I don’t know who sent Joe Wilson. He never submitted a report that I ever saw when he came back."

Actual quotes from yesterday's Meet the Press.
Thanks to BuzzFlash
www.buzzflash.com

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "Well you see Tim, Dumbya couldn't stick his thumb up his arse

with both hands, so I have been secretly running things from my secret control bunker, built for me by my other company Brown and Root!"

[regularguy]

7. "Lies and Sleaze for $800 please, Alex"

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