The Sick Lil' Muffin of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Boy. I started trying to write something in the copter then everything started swirling. . . . Man . . . I thought my mind was on backwards. . . . So Laura sees I'm woozy and lays my head in her lap and tells me everything's going to be alright, to just close my eyes and not think of anything, which should be easy, . . . Wow, and she doesn't laugh at me or call me Numbnuts or slap me or anything! And by the time we landed, I was feeling all better. Gee. Sometimes it's great to be married.!"

[GainesT1958]

1. Barney's thoughts:

"Man, I gotta go--really bad! I think maybe I'll leave one right here...so he'll be sure to step in it!" :D

Go Barney GO!!! :7

B-)

[roguevalley]

20. that is one cute little dog. And the scotty isn't bad either.

I WANT THAT LITTLE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XNASA]

2. "What has 3 heads, 8 legs, and one brain....................."

[StaggerLee]

3. !

:D

[Journeyman]

6. . . . and one brain low to the ground. . .

n/t

[VOX]

12. Or: 4 heads, 10 legs, and *two* brains...

If you count the Marine standing behind.

:toast:

[regularguy]

4. In order to spare himself the humiliation suffered

by former President Clinton, president bush only hires interns who look exactly like his wife.

[Garage Queen]

5. Ok, so with MY figure I should be one to talk, but ...

isn't * looking a little ... um, chunky?

Maybe that'll be Stepford Woman's new nickname:

"You gonna get 'em, Chuncky?" (insert girlish giggle here)

:evilgrin:

[Drifter]

7. Hold me up Dear ...

I'm ripped.

Cheers
Drifter

[cosmicdot]

8. Laura is wondering: do you think anyone will notice we slept

in these clothes all weekend? What little sleep we did get ... no rest at all because numbnuts is hooked up with a bunch of sleeze bags ... Unca Dick and Karl kept us up all night ... Chunky looks like crap ... drinking shots each time the phone rang didn't help ... gotta stay focused ... fo-cused ... hell, I make out like a bandit, too ... so, what the hell ... play along ... even if it ends tomorrow, the bank account grows by the hour ... what's on my slate for this week ... um ... nothing ... again ... it's not like I have to do much ... try not to look depressed ... I feel so relaxed ... no, really ... whatever ...

[underpants]

9. Gosh that Marine sures looks proud to serve under such an honorable man..

I mean you can just see it in his face. Can't you?

:eyes:

[skip fox]

10. Is everybody CAPTION-poor today? Come on, DU, let's

do it!

:toast:

[maxanne]

11. Laura is really

starting to look like my mama. Maybe tonight she'll put on the pearls for me....

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Marine sez,,,,,,,,

"I didn't salute the AWOL, I saluted the little made in Korea American Flag on his jacket!"

[skip fox]

14. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[BelgianMadCow]

15. "Watch his ears when I kick him"

allthough Bush being a leftie, for a RWnut ? mmm.....

[BelgianMadCow]

16. Guard in the back : "Left...right...left...right"

[myomy]

17. Thas right, Pickles bought me this reversible tie,

It goes with lots of thangs.

[CO Liberal]

18. And It's a CLIP-ON!!!!

:-)

[VOX]

19. He's wearing a black belt with brown suede shoes. Brilliant!

Pickles should lay out *'s clothes for him the night before. He's either too damn dumb or too hung over to dress properly!