pssst entertain me i am stuck in a BORING training meeting

[underpants]

come on somehting anything.

:grouphug:

[Don_G]

1. "Training" Pants?

:evilgrin:

[Raven]

2. Entertain you???

God, you're everywhere today! And what is it that you are being trained to do...to pay attention? :-)

[underpants]

3. They better bring in experts

:bounce:

[Raven]

6. I think it's a lost cause!

:-)

[BurtWorm]

4. How about...

[underpants]

14. Damn it I need the gay spiderman!

That is both funny and odd.

[BurtWorm]

15. If you highlight it, it gets even odder.

It looks like it's moving its mouth.

[cosmicdot]

5. we need you to cut a check - and it's a rush

we need it now ... did we mention "it's a rush" - we even have "it's a rush" post-its stuck to the requisition because "it's a rush"

[underpants]

7. You have no idea how many times I've heard that

:grr:

I need my check now.

We just got the authorization today.

..........I need my check now.

[cosmicdot]

8. I was in the front end of the rush thing

had to get the order out ... today ... no, now ... while I stand over you ... it's a rush! had to get it in the system so you guys could cut the check

[cosmicdot]

9. do you think this is a peep show

[underpants]

11. pOOP SHOW

:bounce:

[Richardo]

10. ....and...as you can see.....

....the red line indicates - anyone? - safety; and the blue line shows the level of...? of...? anyone? fatigue inherent in...? in...? anyone...? in...? that's right the 40-hour work week...

[cosmicdot]

13. the 40 hour work week for "exempt" employees ended 8 yrs ago

+/- 2 years

[underpants]

12. They think I am typing in codes for a report

:bounce:

[demnan]

Bullshit Bingo!

I'm sure you've seen this but it might come in handy.

http://www.perkigoth.com/home/kermit/stuff/bullshitbingo/

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!



How to play:

Before each meeting, visit http://www.perkigoth.com/home/kermit/stuff/bullshitbingo/ and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own game cards.

Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

Deadlines Critical Path Basically Data Mining Etched in Stone
Out Source Off Site Meeting Drink the Kool-Aid Deliverable Metrics
Prioritized Partner BULLSHIT
BINGO
(free square) Reuse/Reusability Solution(s)
Bottom up Backward Compatible Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) Timeline(s) Return on Investment (ROI)
Value-Add Knowledge Base Monetize Revenue Synergy

[demnan]

16. Bullshit Bingo!

I'm sure you've seen this but it might come in handy.

http://www.perkigoth.com/home/kermit/stuff/bullshitbingo/

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!



How to play:

Before each meeting, visit http://www.perkigoth.com/home/kermit/stuff/bullshitbingo/ and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own game cards.

Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

Deadlines Critical Path Basically Data Mining Etched in Stone
Out Source Off Site Meeting Drink the Kool-Aid Deliverable Metrics
Prioritized Partner BULLSHIT
BINGO
(free square) Reuse/Reusability Solution(s)
Bottom up Backward Compatible Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) Timeline(s) Return on Investment (ROI)
Value-Add Knowledge Base Monetize Revenue Synergy

[underpants]

18. I love that but this isn't really a corporate setting

I used to work at a place where you couldn't finish gettong comfortable before that game would be over.

'puter training today

[demnan]

17. Bullshit Bingo!

I'm sure you've seen this but it might come in handy.

http://www.perkigoth.com/home/kermit/stuff/bullshitbingo/

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!



How to play:

Before each meeting, visit http://www.perkigoth.com/home/kermit/stuff/bullshitbingo/ and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own game cards.

Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

Deadlines Critical Path Basically Data Mining Etched in Stone
Out Source Off Site Meeting Drink the Kool-Aid Deliverable Metrics
Prioritized Partner BULLSHIT
BINGO
(free square) Reuse/Reusability Solution(s)
Bottom up Backward Compatible Total Cost of Ownership (TCO) Timeline(s) Return on Investment (ROI)
Value-Add Knowledge Base Monetize Revenue Synergy