The disstress signal of CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[Richardo]

1. "I always thought a turbine was what them Paki's wore on they head"

:D

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "Soon ve vill build powerplants everywhere mitten ze Democrat..

slave labor!"

[skip fox]

3. W is "thinking": "WOW! Look at all the stuff. I could have a great time

in here! There's so much to look at and ask questions about. And I've always been naturally curious, not like everybody says. I mean, like WHOLE ROOMS of plane parts and stuff. Heck, I could spend more than twenty minutes here learning ALL about them, I mean planes and stuff. It's really great!"

(On edit: I didn't know where he was, so I had to improvise.)

[maxanne]

4. the other two guys are thinking

"wow - those puppet strings attached to his arms are nearly invisible!"

[skip fox]

5. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

6. Guy on left: you sure you can't hear me ... good ...

... you SOB MF'ing jackass ...

[myomy]

7. Excuse me Sir, your bag is on the outside of your pants.

.

[sspiderjohn]

8. Eh, Mama, look at'a' me. I'm 'a talking to the President, 'at's a' right!

At's a' me, there onna the left with the blue shirt. An'a' I told him a few things, an'a' he say he gonna do something about them. Guess'a' that'a' makes me the power behind'a' the throne, eh, momma?

[VOX]

9. Three aliens leave their mother ship in search of intelligent life...

And so, for starters, the two aliens in shirtsleeves ditched their truly dumb chief alien in the grey spacesuit!

[Habibi]

10. "Okay, I can't see shit

with these safety glasses on. Let's get rid of that regulation, too, whatcha say?"