What do you sing when you're drunk?

[SweetZombieJesus]

I'm quite fond of "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Stones, "Day-O" by Harry Belafonte, and "Terminal Preppie" by the Dead Kennedys. How about you?

[nuxvomica]

1. Lydia the Tattooed Lady, I'm afraid

It's just that it's so much fun to sing when you're drunk.
The Banana Boat song is an excellent choice, though. I must've sung that drunk at some time or other.
When I'm really drunk, I recite Coleridge's Kublai Kahn in the manner of Ralph Richardson. It always sounds dead on to me.

[Punkingal]

2. Jose Cuervo.......

you are a friend of mine!!!!!:7

[eileen from OH]

3. "Those Were The Days"

Only I kind of get stuck in a da-da-da-DA-da-da loop which explains why there's a list of bars where I'm not welcome.

eileen from OH

[1monster]

4. The last time I was drunk was more than twenty years ago...

And I don't think I did any singing, but maybe, quien sabe?

[mitchum]

5. "deutschland uber alles"...

Hey, you said when drunk

[Tacitean]

6. Everyone singing "Have you forgotten" has looked pretty drunk

to me

[disgruntella]

7. sadly, my drunk singing days are over

But I always sang "Gotta Get A Fake ID" which is a ditty from an old Dr. Demento compilation.

"No beer, no booze, I'm doomed to lose..."

[populistmom]

8. I don't get drunk anymore

But when I did, I never sang, just got a bit rude. Now, I just have a glass or two and it's pretty uneventful. I did, however, burst into singing "The Star Spangled Banner" while under nitrous at the oral surgeon's when I had my wisdom teeth removed at 17.
I sing sober. In the car, to my kids, in the shower.

[The Lone Liberal]

9. Kevin Berry

In Mountjoy jail one Monday morning
High upon the gallows tree
Kevin Barry gave his young life
For the cause of liberty
But a lad of eighteen summers
Yet no one can deny
As he walked to death that morning
He proudly held his head on high

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Somebody was singing that song to me just the other night.

Sounded like a combination between a tenor and sheep being molested. LOL. Now, who was that???? Scratching head.

[hedgetrimmer]

11. i still haven't found what i am looking for -u2 or, i am on the road to

nowhere -david byrne just kidding... actually most of the time i am drunk and do not sing anything... and most of the time i never drink... any way i hear all different kinds of phat techno rhythms in my head.. and on occassion i let out a little high hopes by frank sinatra and loser by beck... cheers!

[leftofthedial]

12. Don't Worry About Me

Marty Robbins


in a soaring, plaintive tenor.

[TrogL]

13. Our Sergeant Major

Our Sergeant Major jumped from forty thousand feet.
Our Sergeant Major jumped from forty thousand feet.
Our Sergeant Major jumped from forty thousand feet.
...and he ain't gonna jump no more.

They were only playing leapfrog.
They were only playing leapfrog.
They were only playing leapfrog.
...and he ain't gonna jump no more.

Our Sergeant Major jumped the quartermaster's wife.
...


You can probably imagine the rest.