Ladies and gentlemen - SOteric hits five kiloposts!

[ForrestGump]

And every 1's a winner, baby, that's for real....

Party on, dudes!

[SOteric]

1. Thank you, thank you... I owe it all to clean living.

Wait. That can't be right.

[ForrestGump]

2. And the only possible response to that one is, of course,

no comment. Unless you want to find a tanning bulb shoved up your exit-only ramp... :-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

3. congrats to one of my fave DUers!

:bounce::toast::yourock::toast::bounce:

[SOteric]

4. Aww...

Back atchya, Dude. :hug:

- And thanks!

[Seneca]

5. I always like her emoticons

Always fit the post for every occasion. :-) Congratulations!

[ForrestGump]

6. Psssttt...

Ask her to show you her pasties. :D

I mean, for me, even if you don't care about 'em....pleeeeeeease :hi

[SOteric]

10. Who Me...?

Thanks! :hi:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

7. Congratulations to a witty DUer!

:toast:

[SOteric]

9. Arigato, Lydia

:hi:

[ButterflyBlood]

8. yay for the hottest girl I've seen on DU!

:toast:

[SOteric]

11. Thanks! Like my new pic...?

[newyawker99]

12. Congrats SOteric!!

:toast:

[BritishHuman]

15. You're much prettier than that!

Congratulations!

[SOteric]

18. *x*

You're biased.

And I'm giving you just 200 years to get over it.

[supernova]

13. Congratulations SOteric!

:thumbsup: To the most articulate person on DU. :toast: I always look forward to reading your posts.

[SOteric]

19. Thank you!

How very kind of you!

[buddhamama]

14. Yikes !

i almost missed wishing one of favorite DUers Congratulations!

:hug: :toast: :hug:

did i mention you're one my favorites and i love ya'.i do i do :loveya:

[SOteric]

20. Aww....

You're on my list of the "bestest of the bestest," too.

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[short bus president]

16. for my pal Esso...

seems like only last week I was shakin' my hairy ass for her 500th. <sniffle>

They grow up so fast...

[SOteric]

21. Dude, Whattabuttwiggler you are!

*sniffle* I'm all choked up. So few folks even remember my early attempts at the butt-wiggle dance.

[KG]

17. yeehaaaaaawww!

let's get drunk and screw!

:)

[SOteric]

22. You bet, cutie.

Y'all go ahead and start without me. ;-)