Why Salma Hayek is still single (paging ForrestGump!)

[Wonk]

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She said: "My mum's always asking me: "When will you finally get married?" and I always say: "When I find a man who has more balls than me".

The actress, who says she has come close to marriage four times, added: "What worries me the most is that most men are so weak.

"Because of that, they act like they don't care and like machos - because they are too fragile inside.

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[ForrestGump]

1. I have mucho testosterone, but am not afraid to get in touch

with my feminine side (my left hand, currently). Yes, basically, I'm like a permanent attack of near-violent PMS. I'm perfect Salma material, I tell you. :D

She must have just lost my number again, I guess.

I'm coming, Salma, I'm coming!

(I mean, not like that)

[prolesunited]

2. You are cracking me up tonight!

You're in rare form. :toast:

[ForrestGump]

4. Actually, I'm in BARE form...ask me anything

:D

[JVS]

3. She shouldn't make such generalities

She's talking out of her ass. Nice ass though it may be.

[oustemnow]

5. If her ass is talking

I'm listening. And by listening, I mean furiously masturbating.

[anti_shrub]

8. I spent the night watching Family Guy

and that struck me as the perfect Quagmire response, heh.

awwwww-right!

[E_Zapata]

6. Is she saying something bad about the wonderful Ed Norton?

her stock just went down.

[Dogmudgeon]

7. All she wants is a strong man who is ... feminine

And all I want is a woman who isn't intent on proving she has "balls" by playing both sides of the NeoCon pseudofeminist line.

Here's another disgusting spectacle of a fortune-blessed woman who's enraged that none of the many men who come to fondle her shapely bosoms are Prince Charming. Oh, but she doesn't want a "macho". So she's dating the Hulk in spite.

Sad to see a grown-up woman who thinks that acting like a brat will get her the man of her dreams, her Daddy in drag.

She may be All That And A Bag Of Chips, but I'm on the Low-Carb Diet of Love. I've gone with too many women who have had the same Cinderalla conceit as The Ballmistress. And this lipstick Daddy learned -- the hard way -- to spank back.

--bkl

[Uroboros]

9. Dating the Hulk?

She's dating an actor who was in the HULK. Not the HULK. Who knows what his macho quotient is.

Of course she should be dating nice, not very macho me! :)