seems there's another third party on the block . . .

[OneBlueSky]

anyone ever heard of the NeoWhigs? . . .

http://www.neowhig.org/

here's their agenda:

1. Eliminate income tax. Replace with jackass tax.

2. Mandatory death penalty for grafitti.

3. Geneva Concention does not apply to Muslims or the French.

4. Owl is the symbol of the Neo-Whig Party because we're smarter than everyone else.

5. Judges and lawyers must wear white wigs at all times, even in the shower. Hey, we are the Neo-WHIG Party after all.

6. Fat chicks prohibited from wearing low-riders and belly shirts.

7. Every town with a population of over 400 must have at least one Starbucks, preferably two.

8. All flight attendants must be female, under the age of 30, unmarried and Swedish.

9. Rhode Island, Massachusetts and Vermont to lose statehood and revert to colony status.

10. Speed limits and parking meters to be prohibited by constitutional amendment.

11. "What, Me Worry?" to replace E Pluribus Unum as national motto.

12. John Wayne to replace FDR on dime.

13. Operation Self-Esteem--free breast implants for all women smaller than 40D.

14. Income tax marriage penalty to be increased. We're tired of swinging singles having to support the wasteful lifestyles of married persons with children.

15. All beer, wine and liquor containers will be required to sport labels extolling the health benefits of daily adult beverage consumption.

16. Operation Latino Outreach-- bull-fighting will be legalized in all 50 states.

17. Corporal punishment will be re-instituted in the public schools, and capital punishment where needed.

18. The State of the Union Address will be given in Latin, and U.S. senators will be required to wear togas when they are in the Senate chambers.

19. The name of the Commonwealth of Virginia will be changed to East Virginia.

20. The United States will commit itself to developing a dilithium-based warp drive engine by the year 2025.

AND . . . it seems they're looking for a VP candidate, and you're all invited to apply:

"Send us a 1000 word or less essay on why you would be a good V.P. Be creative, be original, be a crusader. Although there can be only one winner, excerpts of outstanding essays will be published on this site. You can email your essay in a word document to [e-mail]. You may also snailmail your essay to Neowhig Party Box 3244 St. George Utah 84790

"Deadline for entries is Feb 2 2004. Winners will be announced March 1 2004. You must be atleast 18 years of age to enter. Bikini competition will be judged on valor as well at glamour."

wonder if we have anything to worry about . . . :)

http://www.neowhig.org/

[bluesoul]

1. oh my

They have also this in their agenda:

7. Too much money is spent on the retarded. We want it drastically reduced. Besides, it's not like they'll even notice it.

This is not even funny... :thumbsdown:

[Kamika]

2. lol

talk about wanting to freeperize the country as a agenda :)