Lunabush bad joke thread of the day

[Wickerman]

Ok, my brother in law strikes again. Another bad joke, but this one with a twist - it actually makes fun of Bush. By various reassignment of letters of your name to words on the list, you get a new, fun name.

GW Bush = Goober Chickenshorts

Could it be any better? I thought not.

I am Poopsie Cootietushie - what are you?

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names (hmmm, I could see John Asscrack doing that, anyone want to assign him a new name?)...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

[Brucey]

1. Why should I laugh more?

So I can be more childish? Dorkey Cootiebuns.

[Wickerman]

3. Remember, you can only be young once

but you can be immature forever!

[liberalhistorian]

2. LOL!

I'm "snotty gorillahiney"! Now THAT certainly puts some much-needed laughter in my day!

[ET Awful]

4. But I don't wanna be Chim-chim Cootietush

:)

[Bunny]

5. Loopy Chickenhead here.

Just checking in. And quit making me laugh - I have a reputation to uphold!

[sinkingfeeling]

6. I'm now Zippy Applelips!! Very Funny!! n/t

[mac56]

7. Goober Gigglelips here.

My wife is Pinky Gizzardtushie.

[Wickerman]

8. Rumsfeld = Zippy Chickenfanny

[northzax]

9. snotty gerbilkisser reporting for duty ,nt.

[KC21304]

10. Boobie Gigglelips reporting. n/t

[dofus]

11. Crusty Applesniffer

here,

[kmla]

12. Chim-Chim GizzardTush is letting his inner child out to play...

...so the little dork can get hit by a dodge ball and have his glasses broken.

:bounce:

[Wickerman]

13. I love these names

ha!!! and I was called childish in a thread yesterday - where is she today?

[w13rd0]

14. Boobie Gizzardchunks

That's my name...

[zekeson]

15. Chim-chim Cootietushie sez

this is something Bush could become very occupied with, I would think.

[Kamika]

16. Chim-chim Applebutt

there you have it folks

[Old and In the Way]

17. Lumpy Bubblebutt here....

With my wife, Pinky. And my kids, Goober and Boobie.....

[rucky]

18. Squeezit Gizzardfanny has left the building!

that's elvis.

[zekeson]

20. That just rocks!

thanks

[populistmom]

19. I'm Snotty Chuckletush

My oldest son (he's 8) just recently discovered Captain Underpants. All Summer he was giving everyone their "names".
Those are great books.

[scarlet_owl]

21. I'm Lumpy Cootietushie!

I think I won't tell Mr. Cootietushie about this. I just don't need a new nickname.

[leftist_rebel1569]

22. loopy cootiejuice

lol

[Fenris]

23. Chim Chim Rhino Nose reporting for duty!

LOL!

[ronzo]

24. Zippy Girdlelips?

That's rich!

[Booberdawg]

25. Ack!!

Zippy ChickenShorts

Same last name as our commander in thief!

[Wickerman]

26. Buttercup Wafflechunks

or, Dick Cheney, got the name buttercup by the Sr.s in ROTC and Wafflechunks for his puking ability by his frat brothers right before he flunked out of college the first time...