The Gun's & Dope Party Candidate for CA Govenor

[Scaramouche]

This is quite funny...Check out the platform...
http://maybelogic.com/rawgov.html

[monkeyboy]

1. Guns and Dope?

You mean the Libertarian party, right?

[Scaramouche]

2. Not at all! Libertarians aren't humorous...like this platform..

My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists
of both right and left to unite behind the shared goals of

1) Get those pointy-headed Washinton bureaucrats off
our backs and off our fronts too!

2) guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for
those who don't want them

3) drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for
those who don't want them

4) freedom of choice, free love, free speech,
free Internet and free beer

5) California secession -- Keep the anti--gun and
ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies

6) Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers

7) Animal protection -- Support your right to
keep and arm bears

[Wickerman]

3. I like the POSITION PAPER #23

GUNS AND DOPE PARTY POSITION PAPER #23

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you
acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
"Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."