help--need a john ashcroft voodoo doll

[leftofthedial]

for a gift.

anybody know where I can get one?

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Problem is...

getting those fingernail clippings.

[trof]

2. If you could get some of his annointing oil

that would be STRONG mojo.
;-)

[kixot]

3. Just take the easy way out.

Take a fresh steaming pile of doggie droppings, dab on a little crisco, and ¡viola!, instant Asscrack doll.