I'm close to 700 Posts--Is the 700 Club for real?

[joeybee12]

Do I win anything?

[Fixated]

1. ....

My company.

[Lefty48197]

2. I think it means...

you get to meet Pat Robertson. Yipee.

[Maple]

3. Yes

First thing that happens is that you get hit by a hurricane for your unbelief.

[goobergunch]

4. You get a banner for your sig line (n/t)

[joeybee12]

5. Really, I guess that's something.

[MissMillie]

13. Cool!

I've always wanted one!!!!

[disgruntella]

6. get out! get out while you still can!

:tinfoilhat:

[joeybee12]

7. No, it's too late--this is 679!

I want to amke 1000 before Monday when I leave for Rome!

[newyawker99]

11. The 700 club is pleased to welcome joeybee12 to the fold!!

Hehehe!! Have fun! }( }( }( }(

[madrchsod]

8. 700 club...

i wanted the hell out of the club..there`s strange rituals you have to perform....

[Cheswick2.0]

9. heh heh, just wait for the initiation

:evilgrin:

[sonias]

10. Do not agree to the Crisco anointing ceremony

You'll never wash that stuff off. Tell them you prefer butter. Be on the look out for Calico cats and if you see one, pick it up and pet it. There will be a test.:evilgrin:

Sonia

(edited for typo)

[Braden]

12. you have the

right to be accused of making pointless posts to bolster your effort to get out from the 700 club.

[Slippery_Hammer]

15. making pointless posts?

You mean i can do that while in the 700 club? Well I'll be dammed. Um.. I mean saved!! Hallelujah :bounce::party::bounce:

[progressivejazz]

14. I've been enjoying it quite a bit.

but then again, I'm pretty kinky.