I just flipped through the best Photoshop book EVAR!!! (sic)

[DS1]

Was in Barnes and Noble earlier, perusing books I can't afford trawling for a nifty software tidbit .

I picked up "How to Cheat in Photoshop: The Art of Creating Photorealistic Montages" and started flipping through.

First lesson, "Quick Mask", example used : Giving Dubya 4 eyebrows.

Futher lessons included Dubya, receding hairline dubya, bald dubya.

Also included was a lesson on perspective, with the demonstration being building a house of cards, all the cards having the Enron logo on the back!

I would have bought it on the spot if I weren't such a broke bastard!

[LightTheMatch]

1. Look, I know designers can't spell...

but... "EVAR?" really now, that's a very short word.

[DS1]

2. hence the (sic)

it's JEFFK!!!! super-erreet-speak, really. It is teh funnay!

[SOteric]

3. You'll be saving your sheckels, then?

And one day, we can expect to see a photo of dim son with 4 eyebrows?

[DS1]

4. I don't need no steenkeen book to do that.

just money.

[SOteric]

5. So.....

You'll be saving your sheckels, then? ...And one day, we can expect to see a photo of dim son with 4 eyebrows?

[DS1]

6. I am saving my sheckels, and someday

there will be a four-eyebrowed dubya.

[SOteric]

7. I'll be waiting.

:7

[1a2b3c]

8. Did you ever get xbox live? nt

[DS1]

9. no, fraid not

Don't have time for it anyway.

/as he posts on du :eyes: