A woman who looked like Mann Coulter tried to pick me up tonight

[Best_man23]

I declined, then went home and bathed. Why do I still feel dirty?

[Don_G]

1. You Sure It Was A Woman?

[Best_man23]

2. I'm not sure

She did have a a bit of a five O'clock shadow.

[Iris]

3. my first thought when reading your original post was

I hope he went home and cleaned himself off!

[mbartko]

4. I thought it was just me

Wow, it's funny I saw this thread today, because I took my first good look at Coulter yesterday - I've always refrained from looking directly at her, something in the back of my mind regarding vampires - but she was on Faux News, which regrettably (but at least silently) is always on at work. At least it's to my back. Since nobody really cares about her except the extreme right, I've only heard her described as "sexy",etc., so I assumed she must be attractive, albeit insidiously evil. She is not. She is, in fact, strikingly unattractive. My first thought was that she looks like a horse. I even had a dream in which she was an actual horse. Now I'm leaning more towards Afghan wolfhound. Don't get me wrong, horses and Afghan wolfhounds are beautiful animals, but a dog's a dog.

If I had to compare her with an actual human, I would say she mostly looks like Marilyn Manson, but with less effective makeup.

Thanks for confirming that my eyesight and taste are intact.

[AlabamaDem]

7. I can't stand her voice...

I really think she was once a guy...

[Bush_has_Parvo]

10. Poor ole' thing...

She's just beyond pity, and aint' that a shame.

[newyawker99]

12. Hi mbartko!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Fridays Child]

5. Please see a professional.

You need to be talked through this.

[Don_G]

6. I Lean Toward The Afgan Wolfhound

With an advanced case of Rabies.

[TrogL]

8. How heavy are you?

[kodi]

9. her unique ugliness arises from her total lack of compassion & empathy

she is in fact, to be pittied.

[Pert_UK]

11. You guys might like this......

Hope you haven't seen it before - a letter to Ann Coulter:

"My Sweet Annie C.

I bet you hear this all the time from the baying chorus of your admirers, but when I undress you in my imagination, I can't help picturing one of those really bony, rib-showing, narrow-headed dogs with the long, lank hair - a blonde Afghan as it were, or a Saluki in a wig, and mean. Considering their cranial dimensions, one supposes their brains can't be much larger than Vienna sausages. Grrrrr ... ruff, ruff, ruff!

Here are photos of a long-haired Afghan and a Saluki in a wig!




Other times you remind me more of a moray eel: eager, hungry, mouth impossibly agape, dull eyes glittery with rank, venal and deeply self-satisfied ambition, slithering out some dark filth-hole to caper and smirk at yet another Fox Network News group grope. "

Full letter (try not to piss yourself laughing):

http://www.henrypanky.com/coulter.htm