This "ask me anything" bullsh*t has got to continue. It was always funny.

[RandomKoolzip]

Seriously, I'm not trying to be the raspberry seed in anyone's wisdom tooth here, but if you (don't)post these "ask me anything" questions, you are (not)clogging cyberspace with your (non-)inanity. It's really boring (I mean, "totally tubular!" to have to sift through a thread index and find the one or two interesting threads in amongst the stupid(ly amazing)"I just rouged my nipples with dove's blood. Ask me anything" tripe. It is simply (not)unfunny. That and the (really cool)"Yak" (non-)crap we had to suffer (Enjoy! I meant "Enjoy!") through a while back.

Carrot Top would (not) find it funny. That's how (not)unfunny these posts are.

The next time I see a thread titled with a "Ask me anything," I'm (not)gonna ask you, "Can I drown you in a toilet full of Clamato?"

Jeez, I've had a bad day.....

[WilliamPitt]

1. I don't care for your self-righteous judgements. Ask me anything.

Try and drown me in a toilet, chief, you better bring friends, guns and a baseball bat.

[lcordero]

2. It will be funny if

you ask them how often they beat off, ask them what are they wearing or maybe if you ask the females if they are "three-input" women.

[AlabamaDem]

3. I'm in Alabama. Ask me anything.

[Systematic Chaos]

4. Hope your yak had a better day than you did....

Did I say that out loud?


Um, OOPS......

[Booberdawg]

5. It's the Lounge. Lighten up

[RandomKoolzip]

11. I just pissed off a bunch of actually quite cool people. Ask me anything.

Look, I'm sorry. I've had a rough day. I work two jobs. My cat is in heat and won't shut up. I had to train a total loser at my night job, who might replace me. I make eight-fifty an hour for that kind of crap. My wife is in Chicago. I've had a horrible day, and posted without thinking. I took out my frustrations on my brethren and sistren. I am a pud.

I'm having a heavy flow day. Ask me anything!

Sorry, go ahead, ignore me, I didn't mean it. I'm gonna go suck my thumb in the corner and forget today even happened.....Mommy! I want my binkie!

[Fridays Child]

13. Aww, and I just went and said a mean thing. Sorry!!!

:cry:

[Booberdawg]

15. I can appreciate a bad day

Why don't you edit your original post so others don't come in and react to it and just let it all hang out here for a while?

About that heavy flow - when was your last pabst smear?:D

[ProudGerman]

6. It would be really funny if people just started asking him anything

in this thread. heh heh




Sooooo, what did you have for lunch?

[TrogL]

7. Standing jokes do tend to get beaten to death here

Let it die a natural death

[Andy_Stephenson]

8. You've had a bad day?

Can I ask you anything? :hi:

[SOteric]

9. I think they're amusing and you're not. Ask me anything.

:P

[cprise]

10. Who asked you???

:evilgrin:

[Fridays Child]

12. Mean comment deleted...

...in consideration of above retraction. :pals:

[cprise]

14. DUPE thread

Please continue discussion here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=202268

[Booberdawg]

16. Aww your trying to help ;-)

He can still edit.:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

17. I did.

Can everyone see how much of a pud I am now? Leave me in my shame and lock this, please.....All my dignity...lost, like so many marsh flies in a cling bottle. Ask me anything!

[Booberdawg]

18. Oh stop! LOL! Now you have to stop beating yourself up!!

You had a bad day. You got it out of your system - this is good!!!

Jus' sit back and have a little fun now. Get your mind off work and the howling cat. (Boy I'd have that cat fixed!) Isn't that the most PITIFUL, gawd awful howl they make when in heat??

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Okay, I just smoked a bowl. I'm not grumpy anymore.

Everything is as smooth as owl dung now. AAHHHHHHhhhhhhh......C'mere, kitty....(meow, scratch, claw)

[Booberdawg]

21. Much better!

:thumbsup:

[pink_poodle]

19. I think they are hilarious and a "pick-me-upper". -nm

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