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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 12:00 AM
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Poll question: Nose Pickers - UNITE!
Do you pick your nose?
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 12:03 AM
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1. I pick and eat 'em once a day in the morning when I wake up.
Then I immediately wash my hands. No one's the wiser.:evilgrin:
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AlabamaDem Donating Member (52 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 12:03 AM
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2. AAHH what the hell is wrong with you guys?!
that is sick. you can guess what I voted.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 12:04 AM
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3. Every body's doin' it
Every body's doin' it, doin' it
Pickin' at their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it
Thinkin' it's candy but it'snot
:9
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einsteins stein Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 01:28 AM
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4. Its a snot fudge sundae
with a (*bump*bump*) booger on top!
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 01:42 AM
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5. LOL! guess I never heard the last line!
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:33 AM
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6. Well, there's a secret handshake I could live without
ever knowing about.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 07:23 AM
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7. I rarley get boogers anymore
Used to be I'd get them fairly regularly but something happened :shrug:. I miss the days of hauling out the "keepers".
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 07:47 AM
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8. Bushwaaaah sez,
Tastes like candy but it'snot!
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NewYorkerfromMass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:07 AM
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9. Last night my 4 y.o. daughter turned away from the bedtime book,
held up her finger and said: "Look".
Me: "What's that?"
her: "nothing"
Me: "Is that from your nose?"
her: "nothing"...
etc. denial..etc....
finally she said:
"Booger!" I asked where she learned that word. Seems it's all the rage with her nursery school pals. Boy was she pround of herself.
Nevertheless, I convinced her (tried to anyway) that it was DIRTY!!!!
BTW: I can't bring myself to vote in this poll. :puke:
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 08:07 AM
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10. When I was a kid, we thought the boogers were your brains
And the more you pulled out, the dumber you got.

In homeopathy, its a symptom. But the repertories don't call it "picking", which is something you do with your friends, but rather "boring", which is something you can't do with your friend's nose.
Here's the rubric:
"Nose, boring, into nose, with fingers"
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 09:29 AM
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11. Booberdawg sez:
You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose.
But you can't pick your friends nose.
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