Would you engage in a threesome with Ann Coulter and Laura Ingrahm

[maveric]

if it meant ridding our nation of bu$h?

[fabius]

1. AAAAUUUUUUGGGGH!

Only if I get 70 virgins in Heaven after I die of disgust...

[fizzana]

2. I've never had sex with a transvestite and I have no intention

of starting out doing Ann Coulter.

[khashka]

14. You have just

insulted every transvestite on the face of the Earth. Apologies are in order.

[JasonBerry]

3. IF

It was 99% Laura and 1% Coulter.
Is this a real question??? If so, we should call Arnie and get HIS opinion......of course, he has Maria Shriver......and probably not complaining.

[ant]

5. I dunno

Shriver looks like Skeletor to me, but I guess that goes well with Arnold's He-Man thing.

[ant]

4. heh

As a female I assume I'm ineligible for this one. *wiping forehead in relief*

C'mon, guys, who's gonna take one for the team?!

[leftofthedial]

15. why would you be ineligible?

Ann is a man.

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Oh, why not...

No sacrifice too great for my country.

[Don_G]

7. Both?

Can I throw them into a pool of Pirana first?

[megaplayboy]

8. sure, but only if...

I get to wear the special rubber with the spikes, and can take a more 'greek' approach in order to give them each a 'stickectomy'...

[kodi]

9. if i was assured a place in heaven, maybe, but maybe not

i love my country, but there are some things one must consider only with the deepest of reflection.

[DIKB]

10. To get rid of Bush ??

I'd do anything to get Smirky out of power, and yes that includes mounting the two fascist banshees.

On the plus side though, I'd make it as uncomfortable as possible for them. NO LUBE right up the NO-NO >:-D

[Cloud]

11. Why not?

If it feels good do it.

I have always wanted to screw a fascist. Besides, I heard Ann Coulter is not conservative when it comes to sex.

You never know. It might be good. Plus it will get Dubya out of power. A win-win situation.

[ClintonTyree]

12. Sure..............

in a steel cage. Kinda like "ThunderDome". Three people enter, one person leaves. With the proper protection, decontamination, and delousing afterward, I'd do it for the team. If nothing else, I'd become a martyr for the Democrats and my name would go down (And no, I'd have to draw the line somewhere, no going down on them) in history.

[khashka]

13. It gets worse and worse

This whole line of questioning is getting out of control. First it was would you do it with Ann. Well, no.

Ann and Laura? We have to switch to caps for this: NO.

So what next? Ann and Laura and Pat Buchanan? Dick Cheney? There are no typefaces large enough to express my negative reaction.

OK. I give in. I hope there is a Catholic priest here who will grant me absolution for the following confession. Under certain very specific circumstances involving bondage and SM I might could be talked into doing really nasty things to Sean Hannity.I've always wanted to make a conservative cry. And beg for mercy. And promise to do anything I demanded. Can't you just picture it? "Please, please I'll do anything, anything!" "Support affirmative action!" "Yes, sir! I will! I'm joining the NAACP right now, sir!" Of course, if it ever happened I'd have to deny it. I could never admit publicly to sleeping with a conservative.

[leftofthedial]

16. riding fascist bush

ridding us of Bush?

I'd do it. And they'd be Democrats by the time we were done.

Take one for the team.

[Rhiannon12866]

17. I have heard Ann Coulter and agree with everyone here about her ,

but I was not aware of Laura Ingraham until yesterday. I had a 40-minute trip with my cat and my dog to their vet's where I had to drop the kitty off for dental surgery and my dog for a couple of tests. I turned on the radio in the car and could not believe the first words I heard. It turned out to be this Laura Ingraham and sahe was saying that it was ``nonsense'' that people were protesting John Ashcroft and his Patriot Act. I almost went off the road! What an #!$&!$!!. I was appalled at her opinions and that she has a national forum!!!:grr:

[Rhiannon12866]

18. This is truly Jungian

I just finished my previous post on this thread about having heard her, for the first time, yesterday, on the radio in the car. I had left on the TV in the kitchen and walked in to feed my dog. Of all the horrible things, Joe Scarborough was on! I must have left the TV on MSNBC. And you'll never guess who was his guest! Yes, the equally odious Laura Ingraham, talking about her new book and trashing more people than I can name. She seems to particularly hate actors. Isn't that a 19th-century prejudice? Anyway, twice in two days more than I can take of her!
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