The Fake Communicator of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and when I'm in Jordan, I wanta visit King Abdullah here at his camp, which I figure is a big tent in the desert and I'm not even thinking about all those delicious dancing girls doing the hula-hoop or whatever, . . . you know, . . . that hot belly stuff, . . . I'm really thinking about the camels and Middle East Peace and stuff . . . but if we gotta watch some dance . . . I say, it's only polite. . . . I mean . . . if Abdullah is the host . . . well, wouldn't wanta insult him now, would I? Heck yes I'd watch!"

[CO Liberal]

1. You Put Your Right Hand In, You Take Your Right Hand Out....

You put your right hand in, and you shake it all about
You do the Hokey Poke and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

*** CLAP ***

:-)

[Japhy_Ryder]

2. At Camp David

We don't wear ties. See, cause it's a more laid back place to be. So I wear the blue shirt, and no tie. Don't I like nice and comfortable? And safe from that evildoer hurricane. What? Really? Camp David is less than an hour from DC? Well, then why'd I come here....

[underpants]

3. See he couldn't have gotten here with out a roadmap ya see .....

roadmaps are how you find things that you don't know where they are so the roadmap is crucial to where we want to be or where we are going........

[StaggerLee]

4. I'll take panty waisted right wing despots for 500 Alex.

*in the background you can faintly hear: "pick sWORDS!"

[bobthedrummer]

5. * "This is an administration that will not talk about how we gather

intelligence, how we know what we're going to do, nor what our plans are." from 9-15-2001

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Bush Sez,

"Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first!"

[skip fox]

7. "Now, they're finding out that scrambling words is good

and shows mind power and stuff. Like why were reporters getting on me about dissing my Lexicon. I never owned a Lexicon or ANY OTHER brand of foreign car. In two years they're probably going to find that scrambling sentences and ideas shows even more high power of human mind like genius or something. So they should get off my back for how I do my speaking in front of the public or maybe with facts when you get them all tangled up or maybe not so right, then I'll be Einstein or like god of the mind. Or something. So back off!"

[cosmicdot]

8. W: I don't know why you want to bring up the road map to peace today ...

... even the hurricane which we're riding out here at Camp David to have quality time with the good King fellow here, had to have a map to get here ... I know 'cause I saw one yesterday and thought they'd make fine place mats and stuff ... and, just for your information, I've updated my map by writing 'responsibility' and 'vision' on it to bring it up to date as we continue to drag things out or until we privatize peace ... so there ... and, did I mention how the King is a good leader and cares about his people and stuff? Well, wouldn't you like that here, huh?

[skip fox]

9. "Everybody's always saying 'On one hand' and 'On the other hand'

all the time, but they don't have gloves on or sockpuppets or anything. Geez. And people laugh at ME for not making any sense. How is THAT fair . . . Huh???"

[skip fox]

10. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

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