I have finally found inner peace........

[radwriter0555]

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace... Have a marvelous day.

[ArkDem]

1. Mabye I need to

finish my Glenlivet and percocet!

[cherryperry]

2. Darn!

Thank you for breaking this down. Now, excuse me while I finish my Ben & Jerry's PhishFood and my huge Hershey's bar (with almonds, of course)! I can't wait until I find inner peace as well. So simple, I guess that's why I never would have thought of it as I'm always looking and analyzing and it's really gotten me nowhere. You are my guru from now on!


:loveya:

[radwriter0555]

3. Yeah, now I'm eyeing that bottle of vodka with a GREAT deal of

affection. It too may be in need of completion.

[Love Bug]

4. You owe me a new keyboard, dammit!

I just sprayed water all over my keyboard! However, that was pretty funny. Oh, and I'm eating a cookie.

[radwriter0555]

10. I said inner PEACE, not PEAS..

geez.

And ice cream is a good topper.

[LynneSin]

5. 2 bottles of top shelf Vodka, DiSarrano, Herradura and a bottle of Tyl3

Nah.....I can find inner peace without all that!

[prolesunited]

6. Damn!

I need to stock up. All I got here is some almonds, a protein bar and an aspirin. ;( Oooh, hang on, I think I found something...

drats, just some breath mints, sugar free at that. :cry:

Anybody wanna share? :D

[cherryperry]

8. Want some ice cream?

Shoot, I bet you were referring to the booze, huh? Oh, well...

[prolesunited]

11. Is it Ben & Jerry's?

Any flavor with chocolate somewhere in it works for me. :-) Thanks!

[arwalden]

7. Uh... that's MY inner peace you found...

... give it back! I lost it a while ago and was wondering where it was. Now I know.

I want it back now!

== Allen

[Paragon]

9. I swear I heard an audible rimshot...

...after that third paragraph.