I'd rather pee in my own mouth than...

[WilliamPitt]

Poll question: I'd rather pee in my own mouth than...

.

[Booberdawg]

1. None of the above!!

[dawgman]

2. As the race heats up the place becomes more and more unbearable

over there.

[LeftCoast]

3. Shameless kick for the Golden Showers thread

LOL

:kick:

[ronnykmarshall]

52. You nasty!

:evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Criminy... LOL

Sheesh Will, don't hold anything back, tell us how your really feel.

hey, are you speaking in Manchester this weekend?

[WilliamPitt]

8. I am

Roundabout 6:30pm

:)

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. Veterans Park... roundabout 6:30...

got it... I'll look for you there, it'd be nice to shake your hand assuming you comingle with the masses after your engagements :)

[BurtWorm]

5. Just about anything?

Not me, but maybe that should be one of the choices. For the alternative medicine types.

[SOteric]

6. Uhm...

Are there any other options...

[liberalnurse]

7. Oh Will...."pee in my own mouth."

I would have never expected that from you....Have you been drinking????

I had to read it 3 times!!!!

[WilliamPitt]

9. I am sober as a judge

Were I drunk, I'd be too busy peeing in my own mouth to post this poll.

[BurtWorm]

10. Watch out for the keyboard.

;)

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. somebody get Will a mint...

or some gum

[ForrestGump]

16. One of these big mints sitting in this ceramic thing?

[BurtWorm]

19. I'd rather pee in my own mouth than eat one of those!

[VelmaD]

13. If you are sober...

it's the first time I've seen you that way. ;)

And just ew...pee in your own mouth...ew.

DV

[liberalnurse]

15. Well for God sakes, try and keep it out of your eyes....

and if you cough, it just may squirt out your nose. I have seen it before.

[Dookus]

21. and to think...

I was gonna give you a big kiss.


"on topic* For some reason, I've enjoyed GD the last few days. Dunno why but the fights have been fun to read for me and I'm not getting personally offended. Maybe I've achieved DU nirvana.

[proud patriot]

40. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cool DU nirvana

[ForrestGump]

14. ...have someone else do it.

[SOteric]

17. Nah...see...

Even that isn't it work any better.

And Forrest, don't you dare say anything like "suck it up and drive on."

[ForrestGump]

20. Darn. She knows me so well.

It's apple juice, I swear!

Mark these words, DU: the lips that kiss Will Pitt's will never kiss mine, at least 'til he ceases this particular fetish...

[SOteric]

22. Not to worry. Pitt's spent the last 3 days sleeping with GOPisEvil

I know you and GOPisEvil are both smokin' hotties, but you'd have some work to do to lure Will away from him.

[ForrestGump]

23. I suppose so

Alas, he doesn't yet know the extent of my skills of love. *sigh*

And I have to say that I'm not really into that sort of activity. Not that there's anything wrong with it. And even if drinking it is good for your vitality.....

[instantkarma]

18. I recommend peeing in a glass first

before you drink it. And make sure it's your first pee of the morning. Very healthy (or so I've heard -- I'm not gonna drink that pee!)

on edit: changed "shit" to "pee" (in parenthesis) Boy, was that dumb or what!?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

24. So he writes a best-selling book on politics and

this is what happens.

Will, bwah, I sincerely hope you are NOT sober, because if you are, you're either in serious need of an intervention, or you're on the far left side of extreme kink, in which case we want LOTS OF PICTURES (you may as well post 'em, because if you don't we'll just have you followed until we get 'em!).

How fast it all happens.... *sigh*

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

25. I'm pretty sure...

I read in the New Moderator's Handbook that I can compel any member to show me their kinky self-pics. *flip flip flip* Yup! Here it is, chapter 84, section 34, paragraph 12.

C'mon Will... don't make me smite you.

[SOteric]

27. ...and

even considering all the gorgeous chicas on DU, - you're wasting this power on Will Pitt?

:shrug:

[Dookus]

31. well....

I got this whole homo self-image thing going that I'd hate to disrupt. But my boyfriend's bi, so all you gorgeous chicas on DU can share your pics with him.

[SOteric]

32. Okay, fair enough

How 'bout instead you just share your kinky photos of dudes with us hetero chicas? :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

34. well...

you probably don't wanna see me. But my bf's real cute. Unfortunately, he's really shy and won't let me take pictures. Knowingly :evilfrown:

[SOteric]

35. I think this whole subthread started

under the premise that your new moderator status allowed you to compel the kinky self-photos out of DU members. Or something to that effect.

I'm just teasing you about that. I'm sure you and your partner are both wonderful people. I've got more than enough wonderful men in my life.

[Dookus]

36. true...

and I still maintain that my moderator status allows me to see people's kinky self-photos, even in the absence of legitimate documentation.

[SOteric]

38. Darn.

I guess I'll just have to apply as a moderator myself next year. :7

[Dookus]

39. it's only a two-month

senten... er... tour of duty.

[SOteric]

46. Yes... I know

but I can't work the time to volunteer into my schedule during the school year (I teach and I have two other jobs). So the summer is really the only time I can honestly consider it. :hi:

[mykpart]

26. I'm trying to figure out

HOW to pee in my own mouth. (I'm a female :)!)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

28. Bank shot?

:evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

30. How flexible are you?

:)

[mykpart]

33. Wouldn't you like to know

you dirty old man!

[kodi]

29. would you be willing to sign a model release form?

people are into some crazy shit.

[wtmusic]

37. Will is this bodily-functions thing just a phase

or do we have more to look forward to? :eyes:

[Trajan]

41. I would piss in my own mouth ....

to avert extreme thirst ....

This is actually a life saving solution to that very serious problem ....

FACT: ... During the Cairo earthquake in the 80's, a family was caught in their pancaked, high rise apartment building ... one father, one mother, and one daughter, I believe ....

The father strongly advised his wife and daughter to preserve their urine, just in case help didnt arrive in time ....

They didnt .. he did .....

They died ... he didnt ....

I will never forget that story .... It may save my life one day ....

So .... talk of drinking urine is not always a reference to extreme hard core BDSM activities .....

[whirlygigspin]

42. Or if your ever on a desert planet

Muadib

[LynneSin]

43. I want to meet the man that could actually pee in his own mouth

HUBBA HUBBA!!!

(mind you - I don't want to meet the man who could pee in his own mouth and actually does so - it's the concept here we're considering)

[ikojo]

44. Vote for ANY Republican or Bush-lite

candidate.

That means no LIEberman or Gephardt for me.

:bounce:

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

45. On the other hand...

Can somebody else pee in my...never mind. That's probably best suited for another thread.

[Tyler Durden]

47. GETTIN' PRETTY GOD DAMNED DEPRESSED HERE, Will.

Me, that is.

Starting to look like a schoolyard pissing contest. JEEZ are WE really that petty? We claim to be the Adults, but we behave in a manner that would shame a Freeper.

If we can't stop fouling our own nest, maybe we don't deserve to win, and the revolution is inevitable? I am so fucking depressed.

[Hubert Flottz]

48. Say away from the GDed GD then!

War is hell!

[Seneca]

49. what is funny

Is that the best choice - not read GD at all - is in YELLOW. :-)

[populistmom]

50. While I love a good, kinky joke as much as anyone

I suppose the main point was the attitude on GD. I used to come here for information, rarely post, and mainly just read GD. Now, I glance at it because it's turned into a Clark vs. Dean slugfest. Now, I'm a Dean girl, but I'd be proud and happy to vote for anyone who gets the nomination be it Clark, Kerry, Gephart, Dean, Kucinich, or whoever. I just happen to agree overall more with Dean (with Kucinich a close second), but every single one of these candidates brings something positive to the table. Every single one of them is better than Shrub. I suppose, for me, I feel uncomfortable adding to the ammo being built up to aim at any of my fellow Democrats. That's just not me.

[Skittles]

51. IT'S VICIOUS

G.D. AIN'T FOR SISSIES. I thought the goal was to get rid of our piece of shit illiterate "president". I guess I was naive.