international talk like a pirate day

[Paul1574]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html


arrrr jim-lad, i shall be observing this day, and shiver me timbers tis my brothers birthday too the land-lubber...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum should be a good gift...

[trof]

1. Ahrrrr, matey.

Avast there.
Shiver me timbers.
A little lower.
To the right a little.
Ahhhhh...THERE!
Thanks.
;-)

[sinkingfeeling]

29. Ahoy, mateys....

all of your 'Ahrr's' remind me of my dogs fightin' over a bone.

[Drifter]

2. AAARRRRR ...

Dave Barry wrote an article last year for this bleswsed day. It is probably in his archives.

What a hoot.

Cheers
Drifter

[MrBenchley]

3. Avast ye!

Play me a dirge, matey.....

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum arggggggggg...

Avast ye mateys. Tis a fine mornin in this den of thieves. (pats parrot on shoulder) Arghhh.

[GregW]

5. "Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!"

Oh wait ... that's for "Talk like a pirate's parrot day" ... my bad.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Tis a foul wind indeed that blows from GD me hearties!

Let's Keel Haul Ralph Nader and Hang Joey the Chin from the highest yardarm me Buckos! Haul Away and Haul Off! HARRRRRR! HARRRRRRR! HARRRRLOTS!

[ChompySnack]

7. Couldn't get that site to work

Here's a pirate band in my local area, they are hilarious and do shows for adults and children.

The children's site:
http://www.boggandsalty.com

The band's site:
http://www.piratejenny.com

[ArkDem]

8. HhhaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

I still remember the '79 Series, Matey!!!!

Oh, that Willie Stargell!!!

[BiggJawn]

9. Arrrrr! now, lemme be tellin' ye th' stawry....

About th' Geist Resevoir Pirates...Me mate Khephra knows of ware I speak...
Now, these Geist Resevoir Pirates be the' scurviest dawgs ever t'sail the low lakes n' ponds...

Anna they all be havin' very sharp Cutlasses, too, all exceptin' Lawng Biff Silvur, he had a Porsche....

ARRRRRRRR!!!!!

[DBoon]

10. Got warez d00d?

Oh, you meant the maritime pirates?

[nedlogg]

11. Arrgh maties, shiver me timbers!

What the hell does that mean?

[Aristus]

12. Little known fact: The accent that Robert Newton made famous

as Long John Silver in "Treasure Island" is a Bristol accent. Bristol is an English maritime city.

"Arhh-men!"

[BurtWorm]

25. Arrr! Oi'm glad some lubber coughed up that treasure, matey!

Twas a question on me scurvy moind. Arrr!

[slackmaster]

13. Arrrrgh, ye all've got barnacles in yer binnacles!

I'd keel-haul any of ye soon as give ye the time o' day.

[mac56]

14. Yarrrr! Swab that poop!

nm

[BurtWorm]

26. Swab yer own poop, ye scurvy dog!

Oi'm union!

PS: Arrrrrrrrrrr!

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Well, he is a pirate you know.

;-)

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Arrrrr!

Get that scally wag over here and make 'im walk the plank.

[Friar]

17. Aar!

I stupidly posted another reference to this most important of international holidays! Aar! What did you expect? I'm a pirate! Hang me from the yardarms, ye filthy bilge rats!

[BigMcLargehuge]

20. I'll nail yee foot the deck ya swab...

:hi:

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

18. Yinz goin' to da stillers game?

Oh. Weren't we talking about the Pittsburgh Pirates. Sorry.

[sexybomber]

19. Y'arr!

Man the cannons, thar be Freepers off the starboard bow!

[Friar]

24. Aar! made me laugh!

Aar!

[dolo amber]

21. AHOY!

Once in my rabble-rousin' teens, some friends and I decided drinking lots of rum in the dead of summer and then going paddle-boating was a good idea. Throw into the mix some bottle rockets and our recent viewing of "Strange Brew" and you get something to this effect:

"Argh, ye scurvey hosers!! These here are my plunderin' waters, so take off, eh? Give in to the dark side of the force, ya land-lubbin' knob, or it's a bottle rocket to yer craft ye'll be gettin...It'll be a beaut, eh!"

You get the idea. :D

And yes, we were ejected most unceremoniously from the Sharon Woods lake in Cincinnati by their HIGHLY unamused park rangers...some people have NO sense of humor. :P

[monkeyboy]

22. Pirate joke! Pirate joke!

A pirate goes into a bar and has a steering wheel embedded in his crotch. The bartender looks at it and says "What the hell is that?", to which the pirate replies "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

[Friar]

23. Aar, ye bilge rat!

Hang 'im from the yardarms boys!

[kmla]

27. Arrrrrr! A pirate limerick...

There once was a pirate named Bates
Who traveled around on skates
He slipped on his cutlass
and now he is nutless
And pretty much useless on dates.

Arrrrrrrr, ye scurvey dogs!

(hold crooked index finger up in the air, cheap imitation of Captain Hook.)

[BurtWorm]

28. Arrrrrrrr! There ben't much to chatter about, when yer a sea dog,

me buckos. An' th'day be young yet. Twill be a long night o' sailin' this international talk-like-a-pirate day, or me name ben't Long Burt Worm. Arrrrr!

[Brewman_Jax]

30. Ahoy!

Arrgh! 'Tis a good day to be a pirate!

6 bells! 'Tis almost grog time! Get ready to raise sails and make way to the tavern! Arrgh!

:beer: