Man Crashes Car During Timberlake Song

[Fenris]

A Winston man told police he crashed his car after a bee flew into his mouth while he was singing along with Justin Timberlake's song "Rock Your Body" on the radio.

Douglas County Sheriff's spokeswoman Pam Frank said John L. Nunes, 19, was trying to get rid of the bee or yellowjacket when his car hit a tree.

http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/5/2003/09/18/story111.html

The insect community is sick and tired of hearing your goddamn sing-alongs while driving through their habitat. Look folks, if you aren't a professional, keep your mouth shut. And if you can sing, for the love of GOD don't sing ANYTHING by Justin Timberlake.

JEEZ, even bees don't like that white-boy soul shit!

[joeybee12]

1. Now, if he slashed his wrists over one of Justin's songs...

...then I'd believe it!

I think he's very bitter over his break-up with Britany, which is a good thing.

[Fenris]

3. Man. If those two crazy, innocent kids can't make it

THe n there's little hope for the rest of us.:D

[Blue-Jay]

2. I've eaten a few bees on my motorcycle.

They're kinda squishy, but otherwise very tasty in comparison to most other bugs that I've swallowed. Beetles and fireflies are the worst.

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. I found a giant flea floating in my coffee once.

Well, it wasn't really a giant, just fully mature. But since they don't get that big up here, I assumed it came compliments of the tropics. I don't know how it escaped the grinding, though.

[kmla]

5. Okay....

....Ewwwwww!!!

:puke:

[Wickerman]

6. A friend once rolled his car

when we were driving down a gravel road and a friend caught a grasshopper and stuffed it down the drivers shirt. He freaked, the care ran off an embankment and rolled on its side. A farmer came on his tractor, didn't say a word, hooked a chain to the car, drug it out of the ditch, wrapped up his chain, gave us high high school kids a shake of the head and drove off.

I wanted to be that farmer for a long time after.

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. I could see if he was trying to ESCAPE the JT song...

but while singing along? It must've been the choreographed dance moves that took his feet of the pedals.

on further reflection (and a reread of the original story) I propose the following headline change:

"Heroic bee sacrifices self to end terrible Justin Timberlake sing-along..."