The Happy Hooker of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Mr. Arafat has failed his people and failed the test of peace. He has never won a just election and has led his people on a dangerous course in history, destabalizing the entire region of the Middle East. He is petulant and arrogant. He pretends to be a uniter when in fact he is a divider. He has lost credibility for his leadership internally and externally. We simply cannot afford such a leader on the world's stage."


(On edit: I wrote the quote, not W. He can't put five words together.)

[Aristus]

1. "Hello, Kettle? Pot calling.

You're BLACK!"

[GOPisEvil]

2. Substitute "Bush" for "Arafat" and you know how the rest of the world feel

[sexybomber]

3. Bush is thinking

"Wow, the drugs make those lights seem so... alive."

[DK666]

4. Is he really that stupid ?

Why is he trying to pick more fights ? We cannot continue on this reckless path to self destruction.... Oh wait halliburton could get the contract to rebuild.....

[XNASA]

5. w*: "Any dictator.......

.....would admire the uniformity and obedience of the media."

[Fenris]

6. "You'll notice that during my vacation I grew a second head...

"I also have four anuses and a vagina. But no, I'm not the anti-christ."

[skip fox]

7. Skip Fox's memo to self:

No more subtle jokes.

:toast:

[BurtWorm]

8. I got it, Skip

The grammatical structure was a dead giveaway the Bonehead in Chief could not possibly have made such a statement.

:hi:

[skip fox]

9. Great! Thanks for the affirmation. The subtle stays

. . . when needed, of course.

The grammar was a concession to avoid confusing the joke. If it had a double edge (his stupidity and hypocrisy), I don't think it would have been as effective. Who knows?

[cosmicdot]

10. W sits next to Domenici to prove mean-spiritedness and mean looks

is a common trait with all Republicans, and not just a Bush trait



(( DUIbya might have been able to read that quote ... maybe ... it's typical of their arrogance ... missing the whole irony of their statements ... he did say: "Mr. Arafat has failed as a leader."

... and, he said of King Abdulla:

"He's got pretty good antennae. He's well plugged-in, and he knows what's going on in the world, and he also is -- he has got good friends in Europe ..." ))

[skip fox]

13. exactly

:toast:

[Bossy Monkey]

11. They can't kill Arafat! How'll we ever find Noah's Ark?

Actual caption is "Duuuuuuuh," but still.

[Wickerman]

12. No, I'm sure its 3. 2+2, right? 3 - dammit, I'm the president and I say...

[myomy]

14. Why donÕt you people understand? The third graders do.

.

[PATRICK]

15. Some say

the power of the Senate is fading. Let's focus on that and turn it around. Wait a minute. Is there someone standing behind me? Do you see him? Good Lord, he's one of ours!

[skip fox]

16. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[GregW]

17. "V is for vapid"

Def: Lacking liveliness, animation, or interest; dull.