Nah, let's play MATCH GAME!!!

[Paragon]

"pResident Georgy is so dumb..."

("HOW DUMB IS HE?!?!")

"pResident Georgy is so dumb, he didn't stick his thumb in a pie, he stuck it in ________."

(cut to Jamie Farr, Rip Taylor, and Charles Nelson Reilly scribbling furiously...)


"What's your answer?"

[mac56]

1. "A light socket!"

nm

[fertilizeonarbusto]

4. the definitive "Match Game" answer would have been

"His nose"
Viva Charles Nelson Reilly and the late, great Gene Rayburn.

[mac56]

6. Gene Rayburn

Did you know he took over in "Bye Bye Birdie" on Broadway when Dick Van Dyke left the show?

[meegbear]

10. Did you hear what happened to the newlywed couple ...

who didn't know the difference between vaseline and putty?

Their windows fell out.

[playahata1]

2. This is gross, but....

HIS ARSEHOLE!

[Paragon]

3. Too obvious

Of course, that's the innuendo. Gimme an answer I can air on TV in the late 70's & early 80's.

[XNASA]

5. ...A Cow Pie.

[BurtWorm]

7. a pie-hole

[kmla]

8. He stuck it in....

Wee Willie Winkie. (working on a Mother Goose reference here.)

:bounce:

[Friar]

9. Aar!

That'd be a bunghole, aar!

[MissMillie]

11. a pie-whackit

poor puss!