What are the best songs to strip to?

[battleknight24]

My votes:

"Pour some sugar on me"- Def Leppard

A very close second- "Everybody's working for the weekend"- Loverboy




Peace,

[Must_B_Free]

1. Tiny Tim - tiptoe through the tulips

?

[demgrrrll]

2. you can leve your hat on n/t

[Catch22Dem]

3. This thread ends here!!!

There is no better stripper song than Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue. End of discussion. I will not tolerate any dissent on this important issue.

Of course a local club here has a girl do a nice little librarian turned wild child skit to the tune of Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher."

[Robb]

4. I'm sorry

...But it there a bad song to strip to? :evilgrin:

Didn't think so.

[Catch22Dem]

5. Ooooo wait, change my above answer

to Robbs answer. Good call, bro.

[DK666]

7. Right on.

As long as there stripping involved... does it really matter ?

[Aristus]

6. Instrumental - "Dialogue With The Devil" by Mannheim Steamroller.

Off their Fresh Aire VI album. Check it out. One HORNY piece of music! :D

[monkeyboy]

8. Anything by John Phillip Sousa

Oh, wait, I thought I was on FreeRepublic. Never mind...

[trof]

9. "The Stripper"

What else?

[madrchsod]

10. "clark for president"

that`s is the best music to strip to

[Wetzelbill]

11. Cherry Pie

[TrogL]

12. Next time I plan on using...

"Turn me loose" - loverboy

[wyldwolf]

13. Nasty Girl /Vanity 6, there was this scene in "Private School For Girls"

[KCDem]

14. And by following ancient history

if I strip for you
will you strip for me?

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

15. Marvin Gaye: "Let's Get it On"

[Old and In the Way]

16. Sugar

"Jazz at the New School" (1972) A raucus live tune with Gene Krupa, Eddie Congdon, Kenny Davern, Wild Bill Davison, and Dick Wellstood.

Yeah, you could strip to this one....

[kodi]

17. Bolero

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[TrogL]

19. All 17 minutes?

Actually, I saw miss nude Canada 2002 do a 15 minute show that left me drooling and incoherent.

[kodi]

26. anything good is worth waiting 17 minutes for.

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[Ivory_Tower]

28. So "Inna-Gada-da-Vida" would work, too

complete with drum solo.

Hmmm....actually, I could see that...

[LadeJarl]

18. What? Songs?

Do you really say that they actually play music when the girls strip??? geee... I've never noticed! :evilgrin:

[catpower2000]

20. "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls...

I know this for certain.

Cat

[KayLaw]

21. Bad to the Bone

George Thorogood, or that song that goes," she blinded me with science ," by whomever.

[newyawker99]

40. Congrats KayLaw!! 200 posts

:toast:

[populistmom]

22. Black and Blue by Van Halen

Van Halen
Black And Blue

Slip n' slide, push it in
You sure got the rhythm
I'm holding back, yeah, I got control
Hooked into her system
Don't draw the line
Honey, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue
Well, you never know when love will come
Gotta get it while you got it
A little bit of everything, even when it hurts
Sure feels good
Don't draw the line
Honey, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
Let's do it 'til wi're black and blue
Yo mama!
Black and blue
Gotta, gotta, gotta, make it right
Don't draw the line
Honey, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
We'll do it 'til were black and blue
Don't draw the line
Baby, I ain't through with you
The harder the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue
The wetter the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue
Do it 'til we're black and blue
The wetter the better
Let's do it 'til we're black and blue

[blm]

23. LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU

;)

[WillyT]

24. All She Wants Is... by Duran Duran

Actually, that song's better for.....

:evilgrin:

Sexist as all get out, but once ya get past that, a whole lotta fun!

[ornotna]

25. Clarence Carter - Strokin'

When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

[Fight_n_back]

27. Depends on the dancer

it has to do with the style and look of the dancer.

The best marriage of style, look and song I ever saw was an athletic girl who danced aggressively to "Closer" by NIN. (I want to f$%k you like an animal).

[NashVegas]

29. Lover Boy? You Strip While I Barf

.

[leftofthedial]

30. Hint for all you afficionados

Don't leave strip club matches in your pocket where your spouse can find them.

And the best song is that Lee Greenwood "Proud to be anamurkan" one.

[scarlet_owl]

31. Mellow Yellow

by Donovan. It's a pretty sexy tune and there was that whole rumor going around that it was about a vibrator.

[Zorro]

32. Flamethrower

She's a fla-a-a-a-a-amethrower....

J. Geils.

[newyawker99]

41. Congrats Zorro!! 300 posts

:toast:

[Old and In the Way]

33. Oh yeah, "Sharon" David Bromberg

She walks, she stalks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile.....Oh Sharon, what do you do to these men? The same rowdy crowd that was here last night is back again"

[davsand]

34. There are a few that are favorites.

"Bad Girls" used to be the top request, however it was ruined after we saw Rugrats in Paris and Tim Curry did the voice for that song...

Grace Jones' song "Pull up to the Bumper" is a good one, but Grace is kind of an acquired taste.

Chaka Kahn has some great stuff, "I'm every Woman" and a few others come to mind...

Parliment Funkadelic did "Flashlight" and another song called "Atomic Dog"--they are GREAT good fun to dance to.

"Roller Coaster" by Ohio Players is a new one I'm looking to try out...

Laura

[mitchum]

35. "Silent Night"? "Amazing Grace"? "I'm A Little Teapot"?...

I don't really care. Just get your coke-loving self naked!

[KeepItReal]

36. "I love me some him" by Toni Braxton

...That song *plus* she was wearing Chanel No. 9.

It doesn't get any better than that. Mostly.

[LastDemInIdaho]

37. Ain't no song long enough

To get me through what I'm going to do for you.

[rppper]

38. "the lumberjack song" by jackyll

....complete with the chain-saw solo in the middle. good early 90's bluesy hard rock...complete with lines like....

"i 'aint jacked my lumber baaaabyyyyy....since my chain-saw you...."

i saw this busty little asian stripper do a routine to it some years ago in SC...been hooked ever since....

[Capn Sunshine]

39. "Brass in Pocket"---Pretenders

Maybe it's just because of personal experience. Best strip tease I ever saw was to that song.

Private party. Professional. I got her number and embarked on the otherworldly experience of stripper dating.


more on this later.

[7th_Sephiroth]

42. Stripped

By Rammstein