If Dumbo worked at McDonald's AND.....

[joeybee12]

...you went up to the counter and he was about to take your order--admit it--you'd go to another line because with a mug like like you know he'd screw up the order and wouldn't be able to figure out your change.

Thank God we won't have such a horrid experience the next time we go to Mickey D's.

Instead, we only have to worry about him leading the most powerful nation on earth.

Tells you something about class privilege.

[displacedtexan]

1. this is what always happens...

when you elect the class clown class president... maybe fewer bullets, but you suddenly have no money for prom, no money for color yearbook pictures, and no money for your class legacy gift.
you feel like an idiot, but you chalk it all up to one of life's little lessons. it really didn't cause any major damage, did it?

there's a reason why our schools 'mimic' real life situations: they are learning opportunities, which just might come in handy later on!

prom: to practice wearing formal attire (weddings, funerals, etc.)
class voting: local, state, national elections

and the beat goes on...

[Brucey]

2. The Chimp is mentally challenged, but worse

he seems to be a psychopath. Remember in a debate with Gore how he was absolutely gleeful about the execution of some criminals in Texas. "They'll be dead," he about screamed with joy. Then the Congress gave him the authority to decide if we should invade some defenseless countries.

[Brucey]

3. Oh, and by the way,

I WILL have some French fries with that.

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. And

some FRENCH toast.

[mrbill]

4. that boy should have gotten the commissioner of baseball job

the world would be a better place

[NJCher]

5. The chimperor biggie fries ya'

True enough, mrbill. But they wouldn't have him. Wasn't good enough for the job.

Can you imagine chimpy doing suggestive sell at McDonald's? "OK, that'll be one stripping of your constitutional rights and a tax cut for the rich. Would you like to try our $87 billion funding for Iraq today? How about shooting an Italian diplomat's driver for you?"


Cher

[joeybee12]

7. I posted this yesterday--glad to see it still getting some play

On second thought, even McDonald's wouldn't hire this brain-dead fool!

[Wickerman]

8. I'd rather see him as a Walmart Greeter

cuz I wouldn't - I boycott them. But, being a greeter is a job you can't possibly fuckup. Though, I reconsider as I am I certain that I shouldn't misunderestimate the Res...

[NJCher]

9. here's how he'd eff up the Walmart greeter job

You've seen the photo of bush with his finger in his nose. You just have to know that's what he'd be doing with the down time, right up until greeting the customer with a handshake!


Cher