CAPTION the lipless warrior king

[cosmicdot]

W is pouting: Dick and Karl love to hurt my feelings ... I think that's what they're called ... feelings ... I've heard people can have them ... not that I've paid much attention to things like that ... we didn't grow up around feelings and stuff ... Dick and Karl like to talk about where are we going to let the buck stop ... and, they cut their eyes in my direction ... and, they yell at me when I tell them a buck isn't worth as much today as it used to be ... and, they make me leave the room, calling me numbnuts under their breath ... I'm sure I heard one of them whistle each time I took a step ...

[myomy]

1. Well,,Shit...itÕs a tougher job than I thought.

Why donÕt people believe me?

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. Chimpy dismayed

Cause laura bought him a girls gone wild dvd that he cant watch no more cause his daughters are in it.

[Fenris]

3. HAHAHAHAHA!

Spot on!

[Brucey]

4. Let's see...

How do you spell Iraq again?

[WillParkinson]

5. They say...

That humans share like 99% of the genes of the great apes. I just don't believe it. Why do they keep saying things like this?

[Mikimouse]

6. If I click my heels together right now, maybe

I'll be back in Crawfish, er...Crawdad, er...Crawford, yes! that's it Crawford (and those news punks'll be talking to an empty podium!

[Bossy Monkey]

7. If they don't give me my 87 billion, I'll hold my breath till I turn blue!

[sspiderjohn]

8. "nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go home and eat worms

long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms . . . . ." That'll show 'em. Maybe I'll even choke on a worm and pass out. Yeah, that's it. Then they'll feel sorry for me. They'll be sorry how they treated me.

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking":

"Hmmm. Maybe we could pick up Saddam if we bug all the pizza delivery phones in Iraq and we have a voice sample from Saddam so we could like have a computer that listened to all the pizza orders and matched them to Saddam's voice so when he calls out for pizza, we follow the delivery guy and we nab him! Damned brilliant! Same thing with Osama in Pakistan. Wow! . . . But why do I have to do all the thinking around here?"

[LTR]

10. "Constipation sucks!"

"Dagnabit! Been sitting here a half hour and not even a drop. Note to self: Need more fiber..."