Jesus is coming tomorrow.

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http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=732507

[tk2kewl]

1. Ask him to bring my dead cat back with him

[gypsy11]

27. LOL!

[SmileyBoy]

2. Oh yeah, if a raving loon says it, it MUST BE TRUE.

:D:D:D

[lenidog]

3. Look Busy

[RebelYell]

11. : )

[Spiffarino]

28. ;)

[IMOK_UROK2]

31. Jesus is coming... look busy.

I saw that on a bumper sticker.
Its almose "pogo like" in its message.
Pogo's famous line "we've seen the enemy, and they is us".

The other sticker I saw was "Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed"

On another note: I'm not making fun of peoples belief, just noting that you can find humor in almost anything. I once saw a bumper sticker on a car that said "Proof that God has a sense of humor: He Made Us"

[MISSDem]

43. I think God will survive our humor at Her expense. She can

take it.

[Turn CO Blue]

4. Well, in that case...

chop down all the trees, stop the vote audit, and let's all get drunk and screw.

[proud2BlibKansan]

29. Don't forget taking over the world

it's the last chance we'll get before he gets here.

[demnan]

5. I'm sure he is

I hope, as he stands out there waiting for a labor job, that he can earn enough to take home to his family.

[lenidog]

6. One of the best t-shirts I ever saw

Was owned by a friend of mine. I had Jesus on the front with his hands stretched out in in welcome and below it "Jesus protect me from your followers."

[SmileyBoy]

10. Here's a blasphemous pic:

[lenidog]

12. LOL!!!!

Damm that is funny. This t-shirt is the offical tour shirt of "Pontius Pilate and his Nail Driving Five." Look for their hit single "Rocking Around the Cross" in stores soon.

[ContraBass Black]

19. I see the humor, but I'm not myself amused.

[SmileyBoy]

20. I didn't find it really funny either, but I thought some people might.

[Turn CO Blue]

32. Similar to a bumper sticker -

"I have no problem with Jesus...
it's his followers I can't stand."

[CornField]

7. Crap! I'm not at all prepared for company

[tk2kewl]

8. When He gets here

Fallwell will lead the mob that nails Him to the cross again

[Liberalynn]

41. and

all the Rethug Evangelicals will call him a bleeding heart liberal commie pinko, because he preaches peace, feed the poor, and pardon the sinners.

Damn subversive agitator.Why he's un-American, and even worse un-Christian. ;-)

[Exultant Democracy]

9. Time to hide the good silverware?

[Renew Deal]

13. Can I have the day off?

Woo hoo

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. Is he going to take all the fundies back with him?

If so then he can crash at my place. I even have a list of names he can use. :)

[lateo]

15. I saw Jesus today...

He had just gotten off work at McDonalds.

[MatrixEscape]

16. Well then,

I better tidy up.

Anyone know where I can get a fatted calf on short notice to throw on the BBQ?

[Fleshdancer]

17. he's not going to tell me to go shopping is he?

I'm going to be really pissed off if that's his message. :)

[ContraBass Black]

18. Excellent. I'm ready to go.

Everything seems to be going to Hell down here.

[democracy eh]

21. damnit I can't find my list

of questions to ask Jesus when he comes back.

Smurf!!!

where did I put it?

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

22. NO SEX THREADS

:P

[Modem Butterfly]

36. Everybody look busy!

[Flammable Materials]

23. Hey, I've seen that logo before.

Wasn't that on the shirt that Kumar was wearing in Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle"?

What is it, anyway?

[Wapsie B]

24. Quick!

Hide the bong!

[proud2BlibKansan]

30. Jesus is coming

Roll up an extra fat one.

[BiggJawn]

25. OK, then lunch is on Him...

No 3 fishies and 5 loaves of bread, either. I want Hummous!

[Renew Deal]

26. lol

Well, he did live in the middle east for a while.

[BlueJazz]

33. Jesus on the cross, looks down at Paul and says:

"Wow...Hey Paul..I can see my house from here"

Jesus walks into a Motel..says: All I've got are these 5 nails...Can you put me up for the night?

[Renew Deal]

34. kick

Today's the day

[Huckebein the Raven]

35. Has he come to pick up his otakus ?

They are annoying the hell out of me.

[noonwitch]

37. Jesus is coming and Grandma's cooking

A sign I remember from I-75 near the Florida/Georgia border, for a truck stop/restaurant. I thought it was one of the best ads ever.

[Liberalynn]

38. Boy

do I have a lot of questions I want to ask him! Starting with why are some of your followers such dense dimwads and could you give them a brain please?

Remember that Robin Williams routine on Oral Roberts where someone told Oral that Jesus was there to see him and Robin immitating Oral said: "Jesus forgive me I misinterpreted the Bible, I thought it said the "geeks" shall inherit the earth."

"Or the line: "If Jim Baker is such a miracle worker why can't he make his wife's Jiffy Pop hairdo go down?"

That whole routine was hysterical.

[democracy eh]

39. OK this was posted yesterday, where is he?

now George Bush came for a visit, but
a) he is not jesus
b) he has left now

I'm still waiting....

[Liberalynn]

40. Would

you still want to show your face if George was going around telling people he was your right hand man? I don't blame Jesus at all.

[democracy eh]

45. hey the redneck fundi mayor of this little backwater where I live

listed Jesus as his campaign manager

heh heh

[MISSDem]

42. I'm going to ask a fundie if I can have his car

after the rapture happens.

[LionInWinter]

44. Only 24 more shopping days til his birthday!

Is the party gonna be at Chucky Cheese?

[MissMillie]

46. What should we make for dinner? (n/t)

.

[Liberalynn]

49. Loaves

and fishes?

[Bouncy Ball]

47. Quick, put away the porn.

You might be smote. Or smited. Or smitten. Or something involving pain and smoke and a thunderbolt. Or something.

[the Princess]

48. Is he bringing me something??

After all I am the Princess.