Inspiration from Pat Robertson!

[Runcible Spoon]

You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be nice to them."
--The 700 Club, January 14, 1991

Discuss.

[Runcible Spoon]

1. more on religion

A cult is any group that has a form of godliness, but does not recognize Jesus Christ as the unique son of God."....."One test of a cult is that it often does not strictly teach that Jesus is the only begotten Son of God who Himself is God manifested in the flesh."......"Christian-oriented cults include the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints or Reorganized Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormons), the Worldwide Church of God, Christian Science, Unity, Unitarianism, The Way International, Rosicrucian Society of America, Bahai, Hare Krishna, Scientology, the Unification Church, and the Jehovah's Witnesses."
--CBN pamphlet entitled "Cults," dated 1992

[Runcible Spoon]

2. more on religion

"To see Americans become followers of, quote, Islam, is nothing short of insanity Terry, you know, I've been in Africa many, many, many, many times, and you see people over here learning Swahili, for example. Swahili was the language of the slave traders. The Islamic people, the Arabs, were the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery, and sent them to America as slaves. Why would people in America want to embrace the religion of the slavers, and the language of the slavers?"
--The 700 Club, October 27, 1997

[Runcible Spoon]

3. still more

"You don't dare say America or Christianity is a better way of living. When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. 'What do you mean?' the media challenged me. 'You're not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe the Judeo-Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?' My simple answer is, 'Yes, they are.'"
--The New World Order, 1991

[elperromagico]

To think that this guy could have been the GOP nominee in '88.

You were 12 years ahead of your time, Patty-Boy.

[Runcible Spoon]

5. no shit right?

thanks for helping me get out of the 700 club!

[American Tragedy]

34. You're not out of there yet Farce. Better keep posting.

On Edit: I stand duly corrected. Damn, you've been busy. If you're on the east coast right now, I admire your stamina.

[Runcible Spoon]

4. on liberals:

"This country does not belong to the ACLU, the radical left or the communists. It belongs to God and his people. I frankly am tired of us being second-class citizens in a land our forefathers founded and claimed for the Lord."

[Left Is Write]

8. Pat's tired of being a second-class citizen?

He's white, wealthy and privileged. Yeah. What a "second-class citizen."

And what a poor grasp on the history of this country. Claimed this land for the Lord? Who?

[Runcible Spoon]

13. for his flock, of which I happen to be part of!

ya know, keeping up this charade takes work and feels so very very wrong!

[Left Is Write]

14. You're going to need

a long hot shower after you're out of the club!

[Runcible Spoon]

15. more like industrial strength steel wool!

thanks for helping us out BTW! :cheers:

[Left Is Write]

6. How charming.

Episcopalians, Presbyterians, Methodists, et al are now "the spirit of the Antichrist"?

He's such an ass.

[Runcible Spoon]

7. more on liberals

"We have had a distortion imposed on us over the past few years by left-wingers who have fastened themselves into the court system and we have had a lie foisted on us that there is something embedded in the Constitution called separation of church and state."

[Left Is Write]

9. The scary thing -

is that people BELIEVE THIS SHIT.

[Runcible Spoon]

10. HEATHEN!!

of COURSE we do!! It's on TELEVISION! ;)

[Left Is Write]

11. D'oh!

Of course! What was I thinking?

It must be the leftwing liberal Lutheran devilspeak coming out of me again.

[Runcible Spoon]

12. hmmph! you know what Pat has to say about LIBERALS!

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
--Interview with Molly Ivins, Fort Worth Star-Telegram, September 14, 1993

[moggie]

48. Riiiight

It's terrible how liberal America has rounded up evangelical Christians into death camps, and gassed them in their millions. Those fiends even conduct sadistic medical experiments on the evangelical inmates. It's exactly like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, and it's incredible to me that the world is letting it happen.:crazy:

[Old and In the Way]

16. He's right to hate liberals.

Because we know a con when we see one.

How are those diamond mines doing, Pat? How are your investments in Liberia panning out Pat?

The Falwells and Robertson's ought to be mighty scared if God decides John Kerry is the man to lead America.....

[Runcible Spoon]

17. You better think long and hard, blasphemer!

Jeezus likes His Bling Bling

[Old and In the Way]

28. hahaha

That says it all, don't it?

I'll bet that's cubic zirconium on 10 karat gold electroplate on zinc. Available for the special price of $399.95 if you sign on as a sustaining member of Pat's Witnesses on Cavalry crusade. The $99.95 per month will assure you of seat on Pat's Rapture Bus which Pat will personally drive to your home and pick you and your family up...thus making sure you are not late for that special date....

[Erika]

18. I laugh at religious conservatives

Christ was tolerant, laid back, and forgiving. Wait until Bush tries to explain his decimation of a third world country at the cost to our kids based on a convenient friendly oil belief that this isolated third world country could hurt us, to St. Peter. He will pat their childish butts and send them to the corner to come up with a plan how they could have handled the situation as adults without decimation of an innocent culture.

[Runcible Spoon]

20. Don't fret! PAt's got an answer for everything!

"There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?"
--The New World Order, p.227

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. LMAO! You really did make the thread!

[Runcible Spoon]

21. still safely in the fold, RA's??

eom

[Runcible Spoon]

22. on separation if church and state

They have kept us in submission because they have talked about separation of church and state. There is no such thing in the Constitution. It's a lie of the Left, and we're not going to take it anymore."
--November 14, 1993 during an address to the American Center for Law and Justice

[Runcible Spoon]

23. on kinky gay sex

"Some of the homosexuals use stuff they call poppers, a nitrite substance that's supposed to heighten them. Some of them actually take a rope and try to choke themselves just before they experience some sexual climax to heighten it."
--The 700 Club, "Bring It On" Segment

[Erika]

24. Sounds like O'Reilly Dildo's While having Phone Sex

Tammy Fayes, Swaggert, etc. Republicans are amusing to watch as they claim moral superiority.

[Runcible Spoon]

25. snarf!

they always have all the wierdest fetishes

[Runcible Spoon]

26. On women:

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."
--The 700 Club, January 8, 1992

[Old and In the Way]

29. How does one go about getting headship?

I'll have to share this with my beloved....I haven't had good headship in a long, long time.

[Runcible Spoon]

30. Pat prolly means that women

are the ones who should be giving the headship to the man whenever they want it, willingly! :evilgrin:

[Runcible Spoon]

27. on feminism:

"N.O.W. is saying that in order to be a woman, you've got to be a lesbian."
--The 700 Club, December 3, 1997

[Runcible Spoon]

31. on Dubya's divine mandate:

"I think George Bush is going to win in a walk. I really believe that I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election of 2004. It's shaping up that way. The Lord has just blessed him.... It doesn't make any difference what he does, good or bad. God picks him up because he's a man of prayer and God's blessing him."
--The 700 Club, January 2, 2004

[Old and In the Way]

37. Time for Pat to get his ears checked.

God probably said "brownout"....

Hell of a blessing apparently; 3000 Americans die because of his gross incompetence/negligence, lies about a war that kills 1500 Americans and 100,000 innocent Iraqis, allows torture and inhumane treatment of prisoners. That's one outstanding "Get Out of Hell Free" pass he's got from God.

[EC]

32. They are all

False Prophets and shouldn't be listened to.:evilfrown:

[Runcible Spoon]

35. welcome to DU EC!

:hi:

[EC]

47. Thank you

:bounce: I just like this little guy, but I'm jumping for joy in Thanks.

[Runcible Spoon]

33. on pop culture

"Popular television is flooded with filth and violence; MTV, VH-1, and pop radio stations are sewers of obscenity, rebellion and violence; pop magazines promote the vilest forms of pornography and a form of materialism, selfishness, and greed that has fallen to the lowest levels in human history."
--The New World Order

[Swamp Rat]

36. Hey Pat! Here's something for you to play with:

[Runcible Spoon]

39. Pat sez:

"It is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism-everything that the Bible condemns."
--The 700 Club, April 9, 1991, talking about Planned Parenthood

Guess he doesn't practice bestiality!

[Swamp Rat]

40. Have you seen his wife? I doubt any human would marry Pat Robertson.

To what bible does he refer? I think these guys are just making stuff up, based on their own fantasies.

[Runcible Spoon]

41. AHHHHHHHH! Out of the 700 club!

so now I can say in all serious, yeah this guy is FUCKED in the head

[Swamp Rat]

43. Congrats!

[Runcible Spoon]

44. aww thanks!

I owe so many people for this victory, I;d like to thank SA_04, may she get out of the Club soon, the Academy, and mom and dad for their inspiration! :cry:

[brainwashed]

38. dominionists

The dominionists (Pat & his 700 club pals} believe they must dominion over all nations before Jesus will return. They're working hard to turn christians into being very agressive and militant. My favorite site for lots of quotes from these guys is:
http://www.theocracywatch.org

[Runcible Spoon]

42. yes yes I know...you're new

when posters reach 700 posts, they become "700 Clubbers" and frantically post whatever nonsense until they reach 800. It's just some good fun! I despise that clan and anything I said about them was sarcastic!

[brainwashed]

45. 700 club

I'll try to get the hang of the slang. Now I understand why someone said they were stuck in the 700 club and needed questions and posts in a hurry to get out.

[Runcible Spoon]

46. yup, you got it!

When your time comes, I will remember to help you out!