I OWE YOU ! - Democratic Underground

Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:05 AM
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I OWE YOU !

Looking over my financial records it seems I owe a whole lot of people here a ton of money! Please line up and have the exact amount I owe you handy so I can commence writing out the :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:checks!

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Sannum

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:05 AM
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1. You owe me about $83,030.00

Pay up:7

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:09 AM
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4. No sooner said than done

your :bounce: check for $83,030.00 is already in the mail!

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Gothic Sponge

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:06 AM
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2. I want my money Kitten!

You owe me 10 cents!

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:12 AM
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5. I left

a couple of empties just outside your door...I hope you're in a state where you can reddem them! If not, please send them back by registered mail and I'll arrange a meeting with my CPA so I can eventually send you a cashier's check!

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:06 AM
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3. Too much to mention

but I want it back immediately!!

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:14 AM
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7. well because you like corn chips

I sent you some Wampum! :evilgrin:

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the Princess

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:19 AM
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9. Oh I was hoping

We could settle it in trade. :)

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:29 AM
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11. How about some corny posts then?

They used to call me the Colonel when I was young you know...But I grew up and so did my ears...they're kinda husky now...

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New Earth

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:12 AM
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6. you don't owe me anything

Edited on Wed Dec-01-04 03:13 AM by Faye

i owe you something though, and since i'm broke i just have to give you a :) and :hi: oh yeah, and a :hug:

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:23 AM
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10. Dear Faye,

You don't owe me a thing, it's all been Dunaway with...
Nice to hear from you :hi: ! though!
I hope you like it hear on DU...

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Neoma

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:19 AM
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8. You don't owe me

*thinks ahead*

Maybe a star when mine expires though

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Tom Kitten

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Wed Dec-01-04 03:35 AM
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12. It is truly a sad day...

when a star expires...both in Hollywood and in Space....(wow...deep!)

Remind me when you attain red supergiant status though...I'm always willing to help a fellow Sol!

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