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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 01:41 PM
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Jesus Not Coming Back (satire)
http://www.confusionroad.com/article.php?article_id=234

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World - Jesus Christ, the Son of God, whose return has been eagerly awaited by Christians for two millennia, is never coming back to earth, the Messiah himself announced today.

The Lord issued a surprisingly bitter statement to His followers explaining His decision. A transcript of that statement follows.

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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:11 PM
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1. Jesus Inspirational Sport Statues
http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

:eyes:
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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:19 PM
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2. I saw a Jesus bobble head doll on ebay
My wife insisted that I NOT buy it. She was really worried for a minute or two.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:20 PM
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3. This?
http://search.ebay.com/bobblehead-jesus_W0QQsonewuserZ1QQsosortpropertyZ1
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:21 PM
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4. Hello Jesus
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/02_fb/jesus/02_hj00.asp
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:26 PM
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5. i want a Buddy Jesus mini statue..

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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 06:11 PM
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13. Great movie :)
Though I don't know if you intended that to be a movie quote. Nonetheless, still a great movie!
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 08:13 PM
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15. It was a movie?
Ya learn something new everyday.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:28 PM
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6. "Stop treating me like a baby" demands Jesus
http://www.comedyclub.co.za/feature/feature125.html
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:36 PM
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7. Threat Alert Jesus
http://www.witchfondler.com/threatalertjesus.html
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:44 PM
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8. Jackhammer Jesus
http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:50 PM
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9. Black Jesus to Star in The Passion Sequel
http://www.beansouptimes.com/Black_Jesus.htm
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:51 PM
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10. Ted Lost Jesus!
http://www.cynicalsunshine.com/denjesus.html#
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 05:53 PM
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11. Jesus Christ Action Figure Playset
Edited on Wed Dec-01-04 05:56 PM by D__S
(make sure your speakers are on).

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 06:10 PM
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12. Everyone Loves LiL' Black
http://www.millerheaton.com/Misc/Black%20Jesus%20-%20mini%20messiah.htm
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 08:09 PM
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14. Jesus Dress up
http://www.jesusdressup.com/chillinvillians.html#
http://www.jesusdressup.com/holiday.html
http://sannya.uw.hu/jezus/
ttp://www.jesusdressup.com/

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/portfolio/part9/

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/
http://www.cafepress.com/jesusdressup
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KDLarsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 08:21 PM
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16. Are you sure?
.. because I could have sworn I saw Messias ref the game between Feyernoord & Schalke 04 earlier this evening.

I mean, just see for yourself: http://www.uefa.com/competitions/UEFACup/FixturesResults/Round=1976/Match=79717/Report=MS.html
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