Anyone recall some famous DU banned-member meltdowns?

[DerekG]

While for many the end comes with a whimper, can anyone remember when a DU member left this site in a spectacular bang of insanity?

--Remember seventhson, the merry denizen who outed himself as a right-winger on, I believe, Christmas Eve? I'm lookin' for those kind of stories...

On edit: Said stories should involve banned members, not anyone who's still here.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Me.

Every night I am on here. But I keep it to myself. ;-)

[Droopy]

2. I do believe seventhson did that the day after the election

And I do believe that this thread will probably get locked.

[DS1]

3. I am a gelatinous cube, I cannot melt down.

;-)

See you in the dungeon.

[Guaranteed]

4. Christmas Eve? Today's the...uhhh..

1st, right?

[Shakespeare]

5. My personal favorite were the repeated meltdowns....

...of a certain Chicago-area DUer who shall remain nameless so that I don't get my post deleted. She had multiple names (and probably multiple psychoses).

[Guaranteed]

6. You talking about the one who said she hopes our

soldiers die?

[Shakespeare]

8. I missed that one....this is the person who....

Had very public and very psycho fights in the Lounge with her S.O. (whom she met on DU). Dysfunctional doesn't begin to describe it. She allegedly got pregnant with him--heaven help that child if that indeed happened.

She was one of the most paranoid people I've ever encountered. I believe she even showed up at a DU get-together in Chicago and tried to crash the party, and ended up just making everyone really uncomfortable.

[DS1]

17. That was a triple chocolate meltdown souffle

/had to work in the chef angle

Ahh, those were the days :-)

*poke poke poke*

[Renew Deal]

15. Delete

Wrong guess

[IronLionZion]

7. I plan on outing myself with a bang

Oh shit! Did I just say that aloud?! :P

[Modem Butterfly]

10. What a coincidence!

I plan on banging myself out.

:evilgrin:

[IronLionZion]

14. don't bang yourself, we can bang each other!

:evilgrin:

[Dora]

9. Can't there be a Hall of Fame room?

I mean, as a relative newcomer to DU, I hear these stories about freepers and whackjobs but I have yet to see one of these infamous locked threads and outcast crazies.

I'd love to witness some of this so-called madness.

[northzax]

11. oh, whatshisname, Carlos, something like that?

moved to miami and went total Mr. Kurtz on his neighbors?

Or IndianaGreen? that was fun.

Damn, I have been here too damn long, and still can't get banned...

[Shakespeare]

12. LOL...."went Mr. Kurtz on his neighbors"....that's classic!

That's my second favorite meltdown. My first favorite I already listed above. They all have a certain trainwreck quality about them, don't they?

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. F**k you all, you LIEberal skum!

Why don't you lezbeeans go merry HITLERY!>?!!? LOLOL!

Dubya was chosen by GOD to led our Great Cuntry! I hop you DIE you traterous frogs! Go back to FRANCE!

RUSH R00LZ! GOD HATES FAGS!

[flamingyouth]

16. We had joy, we had fun

And now I'm locking this thread. :)

Thanks for understanding.