Whatever happened to Mc Hammer?

[Guy Fawkes]

Does he still wear hammer pants?

[gollygee]

1. Isn't he a preacher now?

I remember that Pray song, but I do think he is a preacher now.

[Lautremont]

2. I believe he went back to Scotland

where he's evidently from.

[gollygee]

4. ROFL!

[Sannum]

3. A Preacher begging for money on CBN.

He has to get it somehow. His own money is long gone.

[ContraBass Black]

5. Remember when he tried to go Gangsta?

Pumps and a bump! Pumps and a bump!

[DrWeird]

6. He went gansta.

Then his career ended. Then he went bankrupt. Then he became a preacher. Then he somehow became best hommies with the deceased Tupac. Then he got a reality show.

[elperromagico]

7. Or does he, in fact, wear pants at all?

[name not needed]

8. Lost his money, found Jesus

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

9. say what you will about vanilla ice...

the guy did invest his money wisely and the last time i saw him, he was still doing well for himself

funny how every time a musician goes broke, they find jesus. they know that fundies are tasteless and will buy any album, no matter how bad, if you slap the word 'jesus' on there somewhere.

it's a built-in audience.

[maveric]

10. He was a batboy for the 70's Oakland A's.

And a spy for cheapskate owner Charlie Finley.
Finley would have him eavsedrop on player's converstions and report it back to him.

He had tons of money and blew it all.

[Maddy McCall]

11. He's the Rev. Hammer.

The holy spirit can't touch this! :-)

[solinvictus]

12. Homer Simpson...

Bought his house and changed the sign out front from "Hammertime!" to "Homertime!".