My Goal, rewrite the classics to be more timely

[MichaelHarris]

On the first day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
His copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the second day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the third day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Five funny death threats,
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Six signs of Armageddon,
Five funny death threats,
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Seven photos of his toothless sister,
Six signs of Armageddon,
Five funny death threats,
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Eight Reagan idols,
Seven photos of his toothless sister,
Six signs of Armageddon,
Five funny death threats,
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Nine photos of his trailer,
Eight Reagan idols,
Seven photos of his toothless sister,
Six signs of Armageddon,
Five funny death threats,
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping, (they really like those lords-a-leaping)
Nine photos of his trailer,
Eight Reagan idols,
Seven photos of his toothless sister,
Six signs of Armageddon,
Five funny death threats,
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Eleven pipers piping, (Once again, men in tights)
Ten lords a-leaping, (hmmmmmmmmm)
Nine photos of his trailer,
Eight Reagan idols,
Seven photos of his toothless sister,
Six signs of Armageddon,
Five funny death threats,
Four boxes of a white powder,
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pin-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
a freeper sent to me
Twelve books by Sean Hannity,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine photos of his trailer,
Eight Reagan idols,
cough, kachewwww, sniffle
Seven photos of his toothless sister,
Six signs of Armageddon,
Five funny death threats,
hack, cough, sniffle, kaCHEWWWW,
Four boxes of a white powder, which I probably shouldn't have opened,
nosebleed, seeing spots now
Three hate-filled emails,
Two Ann Coulter pip-ups,
And his copy of the Turner Diaries!

MH.

[Neoma]

1. *clap clap clap*

nice song!

:7