Jesus CHRIST Hitchens is fucking drunk on the Daily Show!

[Fenris]

I mean, more than usual.

[Sannum]

1. Is he ever NOT drunk?

[luxpara]

6. He was a prof at UC Berkeley

from what I understand, he's quite the lecherous drunk...

[AlCzervik]

12. Voted most likely to choke on his own vomit

[chookie]

21. I can attest to that

I had an encounter with him at a party many years ago.

He was not lecherous -- he was obscene.

In the middle of a drunken conversation, which included the woman he attended with, he gave up all pretense of coherence and just started bellowing loudly at me something about fucking -- real gutter English pigdog talk. It was total idiocy; he was utterly disengaged from reality -- everyone just walked away from him and he went on bellowing and howling like a wounded beast.

He's disgusting.

A pig. A drunken boor.

[indigobusiness]

23. Why doesn't anyone get some of that on tape?

That sounds better'n wrasslin'.


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[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. He is babbling and making no sense

what a freaking idiot.

[MADem]

3. Oh, dear me

Now I will just HAVE to stay up and watch the damn rerun at zero dark thirty.

Nothing like a conservative train wreck to get one into the holiday spirit....

[Dr.Phool]

4. You stole my post

At the first commercial break, I ran in to post "Is Snitchens Drunk?"

Drinking out of a go cup, incoherent, and babeling like an idiot.

[MADem]

14. Totally off topic

In a simpler time, a "go cup" was called a WALKIE CUP in some parts of Europe...such a concept! Drink fattening beverages and WALK at the SAME TIME!

File under "useless info!"

[riverwalker]

5. he's got a coffee mug and a paper cup

sips from one, then the other. Hammered!

[AlCzervik]

7. The last time on saw him on cspan he looked like he was going to hork

when he's not drunk he's hung over. One thing about him, he's always a complete and utter bastard.

[MADem]

10. More like a stupid loser

...who does not know a KURD from a turd on a good day...and that is no reflection on the Kurdish people....!!!!

[thedailyshow]

8. he's totally rambling!

[Dr.Phool]

18. He must have done a couple of lines

during the commercial break. Seems a little more coherent all of a sudden. Still an asshole, but a sharper one.

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. I feel sorry for Jon...

Hitchens must smell horrible!

[MADem]

13. AT LEAST

...he does not have that six thirty drunken flop sweat that Brian Lamb had to deal with on C-Span!

[Reverend_Smitty]

16. ewwww

nothing worse than a middle aged drunk guy...they got alcohol coming out of their pores. I bet his breath smells like a bathroom floor after last call!

[MADem]

19. It really was like a train wreck

...I was horrified. The shine coming off that boy could not be blotted by a thousand Bounty paper towels. He was just oozin' da boozin'...horrific!

And yeah, you just about could smell his breath through the TV screen....AAGH!

Guess those CSpan hosts earn their money!!!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

11. Nothing like watching...

Public dissolution.

He will be found dead before long, if this is what he has come to.

[flamingyouth]

15. Did he bring a bottle in a brown paper bag on the set?

Damn Pacific Time Zone. :grr:

[Goathead]

17. Who is Jesus Christ Hitchens?

Is that pronounced "Heysoos" Christ Hitchens?:crazy:

[indigobusiness]

20. It's only news when Hitchens isn't drunk.

It's his long suit.

[Bouncy Ball]

22. Ok WHO is Hitchens?

Now I have to stay up to see this at midnight and I am going to be toast in the morning, but I have to see this.

[HEyHEY]

24. meh,...go fellow drunk!

[GingerSnaps]

25. Don't light a match around "Fumes"

:D