Oh, what the hell! Ask me anything

[GRLMGC]

I need to put off doing anything remotely productive.

[Goldom]

1. why do you need to put off doing anything remotely productive?

[GRLMGC]

3. Because

I have so much studying to do and a couple of long papers to turn in and I just don't wanna do them. Sigh.

[short bus president]

2. What are you supposed to be doing?

And is "GRLMGC" an acronym, or is it Welsh?

[GRLMGC]

5. I am

supposed to be writing a paper that's due on Mon (an extension from tomorrow :)) and GRLMGC is shorthand (I guess) for girl magic which I came up w/ when I was much, much younger.

[short bus president]

6. wait a minute... Monday?

This is only just BARELY Thursday. You're telling me you can't just crank this thing out Sunday night and get a gentlewoman's "C?"

C'mon...

[GRLMGC]

8. I can

but I feel guilty because it was supposed to be due tomorrow and I should be cranking out a piece of crap right now.

[bettyellen]

4. what's the last really shitty thing you did ?

i'm sorry, but i ain't willing to waste the opportunity!
i want dirt, mister, gimme some dirt now!

[GRLMGC]

7. ummmmm

I tend not to do really shitty things but I feel horrible about this. I was trying to parallel park and I bumped the car behind me so I drove off. I didn't hit it that hard and I don't think I ruined the paintjob but I still felt like a criminal.

[bettyellen]

9. not shitty enough... got anything else?

.... everyone with a license does this once. you're absolved. it's like original sin if you own a car. i bumped somebody! ooops!

[GRLMGC]

12. Umm

I dumped someone through AOL instant messenger and I DON'T feel bad but it was a shitty thing to do.

[bettyellen]

13. yeah, that'll make you feel shitty even if you were right to do it!

[jdots]

10. why do you do the things you so ?

why ?

[GRLMGC]

11. Because I can

and because I have a mandate!