I caused Kerry to lose the election... yes, it's all my fault!

[Swamp Rat]

Someone in another forum said my post about NOT spanking children caused Kerry to lose the election. I'm sooo sorry! :( I didn't mean it! :cry: Waaaaaaah!!!

[Placebo]

1. Some democrats can be as crazy as republicans.

It's sad but true. :)

[tjdee]

2. You're probably pro-choice too. THANKS A LOT!!

:evilgrin:

[Swamp Rat]

7. I've always been pro-choice... I'm sorry???

NOT! :D

I've been pro-choice since before I was born.

[Gothic Sponge]

3. Stay away from GD

[Swamp Rat]

5. It wasn't GD... wassup with GD?

Trolls? Fights? What??? I wanna know! Mike Malloy got me pumped up! :D

[Winamericaback]

4. Yea and you probably like all those gay people.. FOR SHAME...

Ignore the morons.. they aren't worth your time.

And if you said that adults shouldn't spank their children well then I agree 100%. Hitting doesn't solve a damn thing. All it does is teach children that obedience can be achieved through violence.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Especially the flaming King James who published the Bible in English

Yes. I believe adults should NEVER spank their children. It only perpetuates the cycle of violence by giving children the idea that violence is an option.

[Der Blaue Engel]

6. You clearly need a spanking

:spank:

[Swamp Rat]

8. Oooo!

Thanks! ;)

[mike_c]

10. lying dog-- it was I who caused Kerry to lose the election....

I am the keymaster....

[Swamp Rat]

11. I am the stairmaster!

OK, I'll supply the thread (I ain't namin' names) since you've challenged me! I have a witness that can verify that I, Swamp Rat, the lone Rodent from Cajunland, singha.. pawdedly caused Kerry to lose! :D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=1034631

[mike_c]

13. I bow to superior treason....

I am not worthy.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. I believe the crazy cajun rattone.... he is bad juju

So old king jimmmy was a poofter?

Huh. Who woulda guessed that?

[Swamp Rat]

19. In the immortal words of the Hamburger Man:

"I'm sorry... so sorry... I'm sorry, so very very sorry... HAHA! I'm NOT sorry!" :D

[corporatemedia]

12. LIARS all! You should know it was......

CORPORATEMEDIA

[Swamp Rat]

16. AHHHH!!!!! IT WAS IT WAS!

... and one small, but feisty rodent.

I'm too 'librul' so I fucked it all up!

[corporatemedia]

17. Oh, you mean my little brother.......

CORPORATE VOTING

[RevCheesehead]

15. OK! I confess!

I made chili with BUSH's Chili Beans!!!!

God forgive me!!!

[GRLMGC]

18. How could you?

I hope you got terrible gas! ;)

[RevCheesehead]

21. Believe me, I've been sick for weeks.

That's what I get for buying beans on sale!

[Swamp Rat]

20. Come here and let me take a bite outta your head!

:9

[RevCheesehead]

22. Ooh! You flirt!

It's been a long time since someone nibbled on my ear!:loveya:

[Swamp Rat]

23. Oh, I'm good at nibbling.

While I majored in non-linear sniffing I minored in nibbling French cheese.

Devons-nous manger mon amour? ;)

[Tsiyu]

24. Well I phoned down to Rio for the Queen of the Sea to assist

but something was lost in the translation.

She thought I wanted * to get wasted by tooth decay.

"A Deusa. Faze com que Kerry lhe faca arrombar Bush."

So I take full responsibility.
The translator's fault.

[Swamp Rat]

25. Puta que pariu!

Nossa Deusa! Por favor, faze com que Kerry lhe faça arrombar Bush... e não estou falando de dentes. :)

[Withywindle]

26. Whew!

See, and I'd been afraid all along it was me! I believed the exit polls and I took a bottle of cheap champagne for my department to work that night! (long layout nights, long story) I've been thinking I jinxed it, even though I knew actually putting the Kerry bumpersticker on the bottle like I thought about was going too far. Hell, if I'd put the Obama sticker on it, Keyes would have won! I knew THAT much.



(just put a salad in the fridge yesterday, and the damn thing was still there! That says a lot considering some of the drunks I work with.)

Of course, I'm a newbie with a low post count, so maybe you think I did it on purpose. :P

[Swamp Rat]

27. Welcome to DU

Drunks usually don't eat salad because it's hard to grab and hold. :)

[Withywindle]

32. Thanks!

You know what I meant. :D




That siggie pic is going to give me nightmares.

[WoodrowFan]

28. no, it was me.

While driuving to work a week before the election I thought to myself "the next bumper sticker I see will be for the guy who will win" and it was (SIGH) a bush-cheny sticker.

see, it was all my fault. I'm sorry. x(

[Swamp Rat]

29. HAHA! I'm willing to share the blame.

But keep your hands off my Pepper Jack cheese!:9

[WoodrowFan]

30. ok

just leave me the sharp chedder...

[gollygee]

31. Look at that!

You're getting me started in a spanking thread! ARGH I promised I wouldn't post to one of those again! I'm trying to stay away from all spanking threads and all evolution threads!