CDC Warning (LOL)

[MissMillie]

I got this from a co-worker.

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous, high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington.

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The CDC should update this notice to add that the disease has reached epidemic status in the central and southern parts of the country.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. That is an absolute hoot. Thanks for posting it.

[Pacifist Patriot]

2. Okay, that one is going in my outbox.

[MissMillie]

3. (kick) c'mon this is funny! (n/t)

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[underpants]

4. That is funny

Sending it out on e-mail

[Gothic Sponge]

5. That's called repugorrhea

;)

[xchrom]

6. funny!

thanks.

[sniffa]

7. LMAO

thanks :D

[hermetic]

8. This really is funny

:kick:

[malmapus]

9. Passing this around!! LOL

sweet hehe

[Az_lefty]

10. Really funny!

:kick: