If you had a tail what would you use it for?

[underpants]

Poll question: If you had a tail what would you use it for?

[Phentex]

1. What makes you think I don't have one?

:)

[ET Awful]

2. I'd have a multifunctional tail.

It's not like it only has one purpose.

[Dora]

3. I'd use it to express my disdain, of course.

What a silly question.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. Flying, ala Mario Brothers

[XNASA]

5. I'd use it to kleeb someone in the head.

[underpants]

6. There it is

There is the tie in I was looking for. Thanks.

[XNASA]

8. You're welkleeb.

[demosincebirth]

7. I would wag it when I'm happy!

[underpants]

9. I'm voting the remote

I'm married

[Chef]

10. Tail

I use to live with a woman who had a prehensile tail. Some genetic thing. Never noticed her use it for anything and she had it removed.

[underpants]

12. Really?

I know that that happens but how long was it? a nub?

[Chef]

16. Tail2

Its been a while and I'm trying to visulize the general area, if you catch my drift. I'd say a little more than a nub. Maybe 1/2-3/4 of an inch.

[intheflow]

11. I'd use it for balance.

Like a kangaroo.

[Not_Giving_Up]

13. Don't you think the kids would behave much better

If you could smack em with an iguana-like tail?:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

14. Flipping up skirts

;)

[China_cat]

15. Dusting the furniture

[kick-ass-bob]

17. scratchin' my ass.

:)

[Placebo]

18. Second sexual organ.

Well, third if you count the anus/prostate.

[mosin]

19. Hanging from trees...

is fun, with or without a tail.

[ernstbass]

20. wag that tail

until you knock everything off the coffee table

[frylock]

21. i would use it for good, not evil

[qnr]

22. Surreptitiously tripping annoying people as they walk by. n/t

[Blue in a Red State]

23. Drink holder

[qnr]

24. I'd also use it for gestures, like the finger circling someone elses

ear, forming a question mark, sliding it inside my shirt and having it poke around when I was talking to someone, so they'd think I had some critter inside my shirt and I wasn't even aware of it. The usual stuff.