OK, Matcom. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

OK, I admit: your Kung Fu is better. Now explain yourself.

[matcom]

1. simple

I.KICK.ASS.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. LOL

no mod taunting!

ROFLOL

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. It's a CONSPIRACY! I knew it! (nt)

[matcom]

5. come back here

and I shall TAUNT you a second time! :D

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. your mother was a hampster and your father smelt...

OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!

You beat the lock, but I have the key!

[JohnKleeb]

9. but I have the heart of the ocean! beat that!

I stole it from some old chick!

[matcom]

11. don't you DARE!

:P

if you do that, how will i EVER go down in DU history?

*oops i said "go down". i didn't mean that. sorry*

[RagingInMiami]

4. don't look now

but he lost four fingers in the process

[ElectroPrincess]

6. Honestly curious ...

is this guy named MATCOM a sort of "Master of Ceremony" here in the lounge.

One reason I ask is that when there is a practical joke or other hi-jinx played, he always seems to be smack in the middle of the action.

*a hidden-agenda reason is that I'm painstakingly close to 1000 posts and want to get there this afternoon if possible.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. The full glory that is MATCOM can only be appreciated when sigs are back

A good reason to contribute to DU, if I may say so.

[RagingInMiami]

10. maybe we should start a rumor about you

and have you defend it multiple times. you'll be over 1.000 in no time.

[matcom]

12. i hear her pic is up on hotornot.com

:D