Where the hell is JaneKleebMcLargeRosenPenis, anyway?

[short bus president]

Sorry everyone. I felt like I had nothing to add. :D

[matcom]

1. you were right. you don't.

die now :D

[short bus president]

3. Can I at least

eat some worms first?

:P

[BurtWorm]

4. What's that supposed to mean?

:o

[short bus president]

11. Oh, gawd,

however shall I find sufficient room amongst all the worms to insert my foot in my mouth?

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

2. I'm not exactly sure who you are looking for, but I can tell you:

1. Janesez went home for the day, so put your pizza paddle away

2. Kleeb is here, but isn't willing to post to any additional threads bearing his name or any distortion thereof

3. BigMcLargeHuge is busy locking threads regarging people using strange objects to um, well, um...hey let's not give the man any more work to do than he already has - okay?

Any other questions, buttfez?

[JohnKleeb]

6. no questions

[JimmyJazz]

8. I love you, sweetie - but you aren't "buttfez"

:hi: anyway! And, I told him you weren't posting to these threads - jeez -now you've made a liar out of me!

[JohnKleeb]

10. you got hte convential wisdom correct tho

[short bus president]

9. Sure!

I hear "things" and stuff. Do you hear "things" and/or stuff? Or maybe some junk?

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

12. Wow - what's got you all wound up this afternoon?

And, no I haven't heard about a "thing" - maybe some stuff, but I'm not sure - I'll let you know.

:bounce:

[short bus president]

16. I had some meatloaf.

A little meat, a little loaf - can't help but make a guy feel bouncy.

So you've heard some stuff, have you? Is it, like, you know, stuff, or just regular stuff?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

19. With some Macaroni & Cheese?

I've heard some juicy stuff. I have. :9

[short bus president]

25. No smack & cheese tonight.

Some loaf, and some corn. Now some coffee. Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Juicy stuff, though? Must I beg you to dish? I mean, I have no idea what might happen once you've got me on my knees... :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

32. Begging? Damn. Is that all it takes to get you to beg?

Some juicy gossip? In that case, I know all the dirt about all close to 60,000 plus people here at DU including one Mr. Skinner!

:bounce:

[short bus president]

35. You don't really think

I'm a proud man, do ya? And if my begging gets to you, wait'll you hear my grovelling, pleading, and beseeching!

[yvr girl]

14. I can't believe that thread got locked

It was a medical discussion.

[short bus president]

22. D'oh! Edit! Edit!

We've all had threads we couldn't understand the zappage thereof. Best policy is to poke your "generic mod" voodoo doll with something mildly unpleasant, and then fuggedaboudit.

From one who's had many, many, many, many threads disappeared.

Sometimes I think I may have an unsavory reputation. :D

[yvr girl]

27. But that's my favourite thing about you

Us nice girls have a thing for bad boys.

[GOPisEvil]

5. I have them tied up in my basement.

:P

[short bus president]

13. Tied up

with empty sausage casings, or tied up with homeland-security-approved duct tape?

[GOPisEvil]

15. Mmmmmmmm...

...sausage...

Sorry - what was the question?

[short bus president]

18. Here's a question:

have you ever committed a more pornographic-feeling act than stuffing sausages using the meat grinder attachment on yer kitchenaid mixer? That may be the single most homoerotic act of food preparation I've ever experienced.

[GOPisEvil]

20. I own no meat grinder or kitchen aid mixer.

I am so deprived. :cry:

[yvr girl]

23. How big were your sausages?

[short bus president]

30. technically it was boudin

and technically, until I twisted off links, there was only one big sausage. It would've been more than a mouthful, I'm sure, at some 6 feet long.

;-)

[yvr girl]

31. Now that would be some medical discussion

[yvr girl]

17. Don't forget to feed them

I hear that they're 'delicate'

[GOPisEvil]

21. I'm a kind captor.

A benevolent dictator. :-)

[yvr girl]

24. How very intriguing

[GOPisEvil]

26. No sense in being mean.

:-)

[yvr girl]

29. I wish my brother had known that

Babysitting = tied to a post in the basement with a DIRTY hockey sock tied in my mouth.

[short bus president]

33. Well, now

you're just turning me on...

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

36. Would you have rescued me, or left me tied up?

I won't mention my age at the time cause that would (I trust) oog you out.

[AlCzervik]

7. Good porn name

[short bus president]

28. Nah.

Too PhillyIrishMcScotSemitic for that. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

34. Irish? Kleeb's not Irish, its German

[short bus president]

37. WTF, Kleebsan?

Am I mistaken in recalling you as a person interested in forming an Irish group? It's no matter, anyway. Germans don't look any better in speedos than Irishmen. :P

[JohnKleeb]

38. Eamon Delavera was president of Ireland was only half

and besides I look like a real celt.