SpongeBob gets shot in Norfolk

[Champ]

NORFOLK, Neb. - A SpongeBob Squarepants sniper is on the loose in Norfolk.

Across the nation, dozens of the 9-foot-tall SpongeBob balloons have been stolen from the roofs of Burger Kings, including one in Omaha.

In Norfolk, a SpongeBob on top of one of the fast-food restaurants was recently deflated by a BB pellet.

Predictably, manager Todd Uhlir was deflated, too.

"I just can't believe it," Uhlir said. "It's a pretty cool thing for the kids, and then for someone to do that is just stupid."

http://www.journalstar.com/latest_reg/?story_id=189715

[koopie57]

1. novak shoots spongebob?

that is what I said at first ...

[madinmaryland]

3. I think novak outed spongebob as a spy

[WoodrowFan]

2. Buckwheat has been shot!

Buckwheat has been shot!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. It was Squiduard

[underpants]

5. Why all the Sqarepants hatin'?

I ask you.

[tekriter]

7. Who's that snotty brat on the Rugrats? Ask her!

Angelica - that's it.

[Debbi801]

6. I heard they're getting stolen left and right down south. LOL

[zanana]

8. What's so great about a sponge with feet?

What's his appeal? And why does the media spend so much time on this?

[Renew Deal]

9. That he wears square pants

duh ;)

[tekriter]

10. and that he lives in a pineapple...

underwater, where they can somehow still have campfires, and has a squirrel for a girlfriend, and works in a restaurant....

what more do you need?

[LionInWinter]

11. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. ...and, outside of Mr. Krab himself,

he is the ONLY one entrusted with the SECRET RECIPE for Krabby Patties!

Personally, I suspect a kidnapping attempt by Plankton gone bad.

(This would probably be a good time for me to get a life, wouldn't it? No, don't answer that...)

[11 Bravo]

12. Someone overheard the Burger King say,

"Will no one rid me of this meddlesome sponge?"